❝I swear, people are the cause of cancer.❞

Marigold speaks on spontaneous human combustion.

When faced with a time loop, an adorable boyfriend, and impending death, you can, may, and probably will experience crazy stuff. But that's good; crazy is good. It means that something's going on. And that's what we need to have a story.

A story about a girl who sends letters to a neighbor.

❝What happened to us. Why weren't we ever an item?❞ I asked tenderly as he fluttered his eyes open. ❝Because, Chris. You never liked me the way I liked you. I've never been in love until I saw you sitting on that Juilliard stage playing the piano, the biggest goofy smile on your face, because you're doing something you adore, and damn it. That's when I fell in love.❞ -In which two believers fall in love, but not at the same time. A story about love, heartbreak, and a whole lot of rock and roll.

Just a bunch of random facts about movies from the 1980s!

Rating: R {Non-explicit sexytimes & language} Set during seasons 1-3x11, I suppose. ******** Leslie promised to take April's advice just this once and happened to be distracted by Ben's excessive need to wear Plaid, while Ben is just distracted. Maybe it's the lace.

❝ I was born and raised right here in Pawnee, Ms. Knope. But, much unlike you, I fucking hate it here. ❞ A story in which those in the Pawnee Parks and Recreation department teach Stella Hales how to love her job and the city. [1-?] © d-hale 2015.

Things only a theatre kid would understand. Rants, songs, quotes, personal stories, and anything theatre related, all in this book, for the theatre kids in the world.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)