originally on ao3 but you guys really wanted it on here. BEWARE CONTAINS CONTENT THAT MAY BE DEEMED TOO GRAPHIC FOR SOME.

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some good ole crack fics for ya

𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕣 "𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕠𝕦𝕥". 𝕀 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 All oneshots here are satire and aren't made to attack people or "call them out". I only made this for fun thanks

this is a joke please don't take ti seriously

read this spicy, head turning, boner inducing fan fiction to hear about ellen and dave the minons wacky and crazy love life!? (Made by booger :'( )

sequel book george is pregnant, but he hasn't told his boyfriend dream yet. read to find out what he'll do when he finally decides to tell him... (barely edited fic that's half-crack half-serious)

Goerg is pregnant. OH NO! What will happen to the love child?! Read to find out! Dream not found impreg! edited by jim (35) #1 in #cracktakenseriously 2/22/21

"I SPAT OUT GADORADE CUZ OF THINKING OF sapnotfound bathroom drama" -- foxy (this is a crsck fic written by my online friend. they are fso amazing. foxy my beloved" we have ranboo memroy and forgot this existed. pretend it is finsuihed

this is a joke. not real. do not hate. pls. /j. i promise. dream if you want to read this turn back now. i've warned you.