stupid fucking story i wrote because of something i drew (aka the cover image) put as mature since there's no no words and sex jokes omg!!11!! this story is obvious satire btw, i may or may not write actually serious stories

Well. I decided that I like Dog Man more than Steven Universe (my thoughts might change) so here we go! Also my OC Darwin is gonna be hosting this~ Darwin Gender - Male Age - Early 30's Species- cat (like Petey but black; without stripes; no flat tail) Favourite people - Li'l Petey, Petey, Dog Man, 80-hd, Chief, Sarah, Zuzu and Flippy. Enemies - The FLEAS, Dr. Scum and Flat Petey (all will be in here) Crush - nobody (at the moment) That's all for now 😊😊