"Omg I'm sorry I wasn't looking" "Damn shawty I see how it is, the name is Fuckshit." Mid90s Contains language, drugs etc. If sensitive, this isn't the book then:)

You've pulled a million bounty hunting jobs before; this one was supposed to be just like any other. Get in, get out, collect enough credits to pay your rent. That was all you'd expected out of this gig. You certainly hadn't expected to run into the Supreme Leader, Kylo Ren. When you're unwittingly roped into pulling a heist for the First Order, you suddenly have a lot more things to worry about besides rent money- like how you're going to hide the fact that you and the Supreme Leader have a lot more in common than you're letting on. (Also on AO3 under the same name)

preferences and oneshots of mid90s! completely renovated started : january 15th 2021 🥇in "skate" on july 26th 2024 🥇in "skater" on august 11th 2024 🥇in "skateboarding" on november 11th 2024

X reader // smut

Hello dirty people !!! So here is some smut about Bill from the band Tokio hotel, concentrating on the era of 2000s (cuz he was cuter)

SMUT AND FLUFF TOM AND BILL ONE SHOTS! SEND IN REQUEST 😍 WARNING: FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE CRINGY Started: may 3rd 2023🩷

Just some smuts of the old man himself! For all you horny Five simps like yours truly. (I don't own Five or any other character but Y/n)

aidan gallagher, five hargreaves,nicky harper smut book all smuts fluffs i'll probably only be doing up to 4-3 parts depending on the story🤥🤥

Five Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy x Reader One-Shots ⚠️18+ content⚠️

Ten years after the birth of 43 children the whole world knew of the infamous Umbrella Academy. People of all ages would gather at their doorstep to just catch a glimpse of the superheroes. On the 23 hour of the second day of the twelfth month, red and blue flashing lights were the only thing waiting outside the academy. Sir Reginald Hargreaves and chimpanzee, Pogo were woken by the pounding on the door. An angry Reginald opened the door to two policemen holding the shoulders of a young girl. "What is the meaning of this?" Sir Reginald said. Behind him Pogo motioned for the, now awake, children to stay upstairs. "We've come here to ask you take in this child. Her mother was murdered last night" One police officer explained. The girl had on a school uniform with a jacket ten times too big for her. Through the shadow of the jacket, her clothes splattered with blood. "And why would I do that? This isn't an orphanage" Reginald snarled at the two men. They didn't answer but instead handed him a folder. Sir Reginald opened the folder and flipped through its pages before bending down to the girls level "Welcome to The Umbrella Academy"