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"it's not my fault my neighbor is hot" y/n is a (struggling) university student who lives in an apartment right next to a person she would like to get "mowed down by" of course that's just a dream- the god on earth she calls her neighbor is dating. y/n keeps her feelings private and on her twitter where she thirsts after said neighbor. "what she doesn't know doesn't hurt her" ymir *is* that neighbor. she lives her life blissfully unaware of y/n's attraction. all she knows is that y/n is the cute girl next door who feeds the strays in the neighborhood. it's adorable there isn't a purer person alive. ymir's relationship- if you could even call it that is dry and boring. they're together in name only at this point. "let's end this annie" one miss text and y/n and ymir's perceptions of each other are shattered. maybe that's for the best though...

big oger man wants to make love to you. for the people who never get laid, you'll find someone :) [includes smut, fluff, OnIoNs, and donkey] "i'm gonna spread you out like my personal feast" said shrek. we all want some good green dick in our life right? what happens when one day, shrek himself shows up at your door l, giving you what you've always wanted EDIT: hey so this story is just a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously. me and my friends write this during art class

A crazy love story with a happy ending. This is my first book, sorry if it's bad.

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!