After Merlin intercepts a potion meant for Arthur, he develops a strange reaction which Arthur finds himself liking more than he should. How will he navigate these confusing feelings? Will he be able to save Merlin? Does he even want to? Set partway into season 4. In this version Gwen chose Lancelot. Ranking: #1 merthur Aug 2021! Thank you so much everyone!

If there is one thing Harry Potter learned from the war, it's that life's too short to hesitate. There's only one chance to go after the things you wanted. Of course, Harry Potter wouldn't be Harry Potter if the thing he wanted wasn't unattainable. The stakes were too high, and he wasn't going to risk someone's safety and well-being over his selfishness. Letting them go was the safer alternative, although painful. However, despite this decision, Harry can't bear to leave Hogwarts without ever telling them. So, what does he do? He tells them, absolutely everything...in Parseltongue. //Completed //Word count: 11.4k

Draco proudly brags about his new pet. But what happens when Malfoy's snake starts talking to Harry? This entire story was inspired by tumblr shitpost meme made by foreverfidelitous, I was inspired and I wrote a 5 chapter fanfiction from it. that's some darn good inspiration. This was the meme: Hermione: Ugh, Did you see Draco got a pet snake? Draco: *Draco appears out of nowhere with a snake around his neck* HELLO POTTER. Have you met Merlin? He's a cobra; Father imported him from India for me Merlin the snake: *parseltongue* BISH! You're "Potter"?? this boy has been talking nostop about you for the past month. Y'all need to frick or something.

• < c o m p l e t e d > • Just a little oneshot where Goyle's snake snuck out of his bag in potions class. This means the snake knows what Draco says when he rants about Harry. The snake then ends up telling Harry.

It started off as a prank on the last year of Hogwarts, after the war. But it lead to a steamy hour in the shower... which lead to a hot day, to a hot week, to a hot month... but they are only bump it bros, right?

by twistedlittleangel Rated: M, English, Romance, Draco M., Harry P., Words: 20k+, Published: Aug 21, 2010 Updated: Oct 14, 2011

draco is cursed with the inability to speak, and he seeks unwanted help from the one he despises the most. Harry Potter, the enemy. - H. POTTER & D. MALFOY - WRITTEN BY NOTICEMEPOTTER, 2017

Here is my collection of Drarry one-shots I've written. Enjoy :)

Arthur is madly in love with his manservant, Merlin. Of course, he sucks at love in general, and have to ask his friends 6900 words