They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Brooklyn Summers is the most popular girl at Cadence Prep because of her parents. Girls envy her and boys want her but few guys can get her. She's the captain of the dance and cheer team plus she's been prom queen twice but Brookyln doesn't want a guy in fact she depsies the male population. That doesn't stop the guy who swears up and down he will get her. Meet Jake Kingston, the King of Cadence Prep and the captain of the football team. Hottest guy in school and charms girls faster than he can throw a spiral but for some reason he can't get Brooklyn to like him. Will he give up? Love, Lies and Loathe are in the air as they ride the Kingston Coaster. Will she eventually fall for him? Is what he does unforgivable? Find out in Check Mate!

In between his fingers is a cigarette. Sleeves of tattoos decorate his tanned arms. He brings trouble wherever he goes. He has a bad boy reputation that he'll do anything to keep. He never fails to have a smirk decorating his lips. He'll burn the world around him if he's given a match. He's the devil himself. While the devil may be hot as hell, he has no guardian angel and doesn't care who burns in his flames. All hell breaks loose when Aurora Carter decides to play his dangerous game.... She does the bravest thing any girl at her school has ever done. She punches the bad boy.

"I hate you," I could taste my own lies. He stepped closer and whispered in my ear, "face it goodie, you can't stay away from me." He was right as always, I couldn't deny it anymore. I looked down at my feet, "I guess I don't hate you." He chuckled, "baby, you don't like me, you love me." He pushed me against the wall; I had no words in my shocked state. "Fuck....." He smirked, "I know goodie, I know." Xavier Parker, one of the bad boys in the school and leader of the Players. He'll sweep a girl off her feet and break her heart just as easily. There's a thin line between love and hate, will they ever get to the love side? Jax Parker, brother of Xavier and leader of the bad boys. Goes on dare dates and dumps girls left and right. Is intrigued by Emmy and is dertmined to have her. Emmy Adams, president's daughter and an angelic goodie...... She's a new kid in public school; having to go to private school her whole life she doesn't understand the situation and quickly gets swept in. Ethan Anderson, a jock who gets straight As and already offered a scholarship to college. He has everything on edge when he gets dared to steal the Senator's car. The bad boys dare Ethan to steal a car will the law find out and will Emmy tell her parents?

Destined together before they were even born. Is it possible? Emery France Van Allan, a well-known prince has to marry due to his father's sake. He has been enjoying his life like a commoner, partying and living the life instead of being at the castle, fulfilling his prince's duties. One look at him, no one would have guessed that he's royalty but it's in his blood and his fate. What happens when he's been called by the Queen for his responsibility with Emma, a girl he hardly knows?

Highest ranking: #1- Engagement #1- Waiters #1- Maid of honour #1- Sad #2- Baby #2- Boss #2- Hitlist #2- Heartbreak #3- Marriage #3- Power #4- Happy #133- Romance June Apricot, who has suffered and is still suffering in life meets former BFF who's getting married to the 2nd Prince of the city. She knew she didn't fit in but she couldn't turn her best friend down when she asked her to be her maid of honour....She carried on with the facade of a happy woman hiding the pain she felt for losing her baby whom she had for a guy during a crazy one night stand, a guy she couldn't remember(pathetic) and all of her properties to the hands of her mother and ex- fiancé...She was going to pretend like nothing is wrong and get the wedding done and over with when she met him! ◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶ His Royal Highness Cameron Charles Northridge IV hated the lots of women, ever since his five year fiancé broke his heart on the day he planned to proposed, he had swore them off....He left the US to Netherlands but had to come back on his younger brother's wedding... everything seemed okay until he met the Maid Of Honour... his first ever one night stand who doesn't recognize him. _______

"Are you sure you're one of the girls? You seem like a spy to me. Are you spy, Arabella?" My name rolled of his tongue perfectly and I stood completely still as he took another step closer to me. "You know, it's my job to eliminate spies." "Eliminate me huh? I'd like to see you try." I was surprised by my response, just as much as he was, and he raised one of his perfectly shaped eyebrows at me. "Is that a challenge? I like a challenge." *** I never wanted any of the lives set out for me. Unfortunately in the new world where the monarchy has taken over, there was never a choice for a girl like me. At 18, I'm forced to leave the academy. It's a horrible place where young girls are groomed to become the perfect wives, and yet it's the only home I've ever know . Now I'll either become a human incubator, breeding children for the kingdom, or sold at auction to a man who would make me his wife and slave. Little did I know I would become a chosen one. Forced to compete in the coming-of-age competition to win the heart of the Prince and the crown. All were terrible fates, but only one included him. ___________________________________________ - completed - Mature sexual content Cover credits go to Devilishwritings

Born with glowing green eyes. Destined for rotten luck. Peasant girl Meya Hild was 'given' the opportunity to become a Lady. At swordpoint. By mercenaries. Engaged to a dying nobleman. Poisoned with one month to live. Tasked to loot a castle. In a kingdom running out of resources. Little did Meya know this shenanigan would lead her across land and over sea, from a mountain made of sapphire to an island shrouded in spiral clouds, with masquerades, heists, kidnappings, shipwrecks, alchemy, romance, and an unexpected 'bump' along the way. Let the misery begin. 🐉 🎯 PROGRESS: Book One (Chpt. 1 - 65): 100% Book Two (Chpt. 66 - 125): 100% Bingers, YOUR TIME HAS COMETH. Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7iYf3f78K4QInWwpz6z3Mp?si=35Rt2vgkTryCM3vD9eKVXA&pi=cE-JGby3RgeKW 🎨 Cover: @NamtanTangren / Namtan [糖人] https://www.deviantart.com/tangrennamtan 📋 Content Guidelines: Most chapters are safe for work/school. Chapters containing intimate scenes will be marked with ❣️ Although not depicted explicitly, this story touches on mature subject matter such as depression and suicide, drug addiction and overdose, human trafficking, organ harvesting, abortion and rape. It's also loosely based on medieval times, and some scientific misbeliefs (concerning health and pregnancy, etc.) are present. Young readers are urged to use discretion. ⭐ DOs & DON'Ts ⭐ 💖DO: Add LUMINOUS to your library & follow me so you don't miss any updates! 💖DO: Comment away! I love answering them. Please be polite and respectful! 💖DO: If you enjoyed Meya's adventure, spread the word! 🚫DON'T: SKIP THE PROLOGUE! You have been warned by the dragons that be that you will regret it! Why don't I just rename it "Chapter 1"? BECAUSE PROLOGUE SOUNDS COOLER!

After a miserable seventh birthday party, Lola Loud makes a wish but gets way more than she bargained for.

Fear the dark. Bar the doors. Don't breathe a word. Wait for the Hooded Men to save you. The people of Nictaven live in fear of the night; governed by magic no one save a few can control, in a land plagued by demons and cannibal tribes, and isolated from all other worlds for centuries, they're right to. Only the Unspoken, a secretive guild of warriors linked with the land and its magic, provide any safety when darkness falls. For centuries, it has stayed like this. But in an abandoned crypt worlds away, Jordan Haverford is about to change that. It wasn't quite the holiday he had been hoping for. Plunged into a world where who you are and what you believe can kill you, a world of demons and knives in the dark and wars fought from behind the doors of the rich, Jordan's gentle Oxford upbringing isn't quite sufficient preparation. Instantly a pawn in a deadly game, separated from his sister and watched from the shadows by an assassin with a vendetta, he finds himself in the company of an Unspoken who has an uncanny knack for finding the Gifted - and Jordan can't seem to get rid of him. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © SEHarrison/Elinor Harrison *This book has previously been partly stolen and published on Amazon without my permission. I only post my work on Wattpad - please notify me if you find it anywhere else! Thank you.* The gorgeous cover is by Acacia H. - Caysaaaa on Wattpad!