"ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ!?" "ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴄᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴀᴄᴋ" "ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ" Old chapters are found under neath the mark :) Bnha x fem!reader (Femine, but not fully confirmed as famale) (Ngl, actually this is probably bakusquad and villains x crackhead f!reader but aahjaha) Crackfic/textfic/shitfic? Lots of swearing ✌️😌✨ 🅸 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅾🆆🅽 🅱🅷🅽🅰

Before Izuku was born, Inko found a boy named Tenko and adopted him shortly after he was born. A few years later they find a scarred boy with red hair and a blonde girl with her hair in messy buns. Safe to say, Izuku has the most protective older siblings. But when Bakugo makes him have the worst day in his life, they are sure to make sure they cause some hell. All Might doesn't know what the hell he is spying on anymore. And what better hell to raise than a middle-finger as they become the strongest heroes to ever live. I DON'T OWN ANY ART USED, ALL CREDIT GOES TO ORIGINAL OWNERS. I DON'T OWN BNHA/MHA, I WRITE THESE STORIES FOR FUN

"When I die, I'm gonna haunt the shit outta you." he said, looking down at his ruined notebook. Izuku was just trying not to get in the way. He'd given up his dreams long ago, and was now just trying to finish his education. Why did people have to make that so hard? He decided that he was done dealing with them. <<<<<<< TW: (They will be put at the beginning of the chapter their on and before they happen, if that makes sense.) Suicide Swearing Slight Gore(?) Bullying Suicidal Thoughts I might have to add more as the story goes on but that's what I have for now. :^ <<<<<<< I don't own any of the character or art (unless I say I do) <<<<<<< This story shouldn't be too angsty. I kind of just plan on it be Midoriya pulling pranks and just being a hilarious dick. Edit: Okay so, I might have lied. The story want supposed to be this angsty, but the first few chapters at least are pretty depressing. Sorry about that lmao. <<<<<<< AN: This is my first story so I'm sorry for the mistakes. Please feel free to correct my grammar. I try to update once every weekend, but its not the most strict schedule. Well, enjoy anyway! :>

"You weren't there when I needed a hero...when I needed you." "I...I'm so-" "It's too late for sorry. I'm the way I am now because of you." "I-" "It hurts, doesn't it? Knowing you could've prevented someone's fate, saved them from damnation? Instead, you were the one that condemned them." - Or in which three young villains are brought into custody and given a chance at rehabilitation, a chance to forget their pasts and make new paths for themselves. Only problem is the past doesn't want to let them go.

O͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊h͚̖̜̍̃͐ K̲ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯA̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅc͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅh͚̖̜̍̃͐a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ Y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊u̟͎̲͕̼̳͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ N͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑v̪̩̜̜̙̜ͨ̽̄e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ L͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆n͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̋̔ͧ̊ I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ A̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨw̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨd̥̝̮͙͈͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚ͅ C͔ͣͦ́́͂o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ B͎̣͒͌̃͑̔̾Ι̫͈̥̗a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅk̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅ S̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ T̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ M̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑... W̠̘̗͖̮̥ͣ̽ͫ͂h͚̖̜̍̃͐a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊ D̥̝͂̐̇ͮ̏̔̀̚o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ Y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊u̟͎̲͕̼̳͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ F̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆?? Izuku Midoriya as heavily bullied by his one friend named Katsuki Bakugo. So one day, when Katsuki was bullying Izuku he brought him to a broken down restaurant named "Freddy's Fazbears Pizzeria". When they got there, Katsuki dares/forces Izuku to get inside the Spring Trap Suit, but something horrible happens and the suit malfunctions crushing Izuku which slowly kills him. Years later, Izuku wakes up inside the spring trap suit and with this new chance at life he hatches a plan to make Katsuki's life a living 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 -all Art and videos are not mine-

Izuku opens a bakery to be a home for pets that got abandoned or abused. Izuku is quirkless, but he saves a little three-legged dog in a cardboard box that he found in an alleyway and takes them home. Bakugou Katsuki is banned from premise until he learns his lesson. I don't own the pictures used or BNHA/MHA. This is merely a fanfiction

Time: something that means everything and nothing. Izuku knew this. He knew how important and precious it was. He knew how dangerous it could be. Yet, he still tries to change it. Izuku needs to fix his mistakes, no matter the costs. He needs to save everyone from the horrid deaths that had enveloped them. He was a hero, it was his job to save everyone he possibly could. It was his one purpose in this world and he was willing to give his life for it. So he travels back in time, but it's further back than he thought it would be. That's okay though, because maybe he can maintain his relationship with Kacchan and look after his mom better. Plus he'll have more time to form his plans. Only, it doesn't go exactly as he planned. For every different decision he makes, every new leap Izuku takes, another nightmare comes his way. He swears to save everyone he loves, no matter how many flaps a butterfly may take. Rankings: #2 in time travel #16 in Deku #2 in vigilante #2 in anxiety disorder #3 in Oneforall

Izuku Midoryia gets his dreams broken that fateful day on the roof top that is, until he meets someone, who, in a weird roundabout way, believes in his potential as a hero. Malvolia Desdemona was a teenager readjusting (poorly) to civilian life until she met someone who looked like they needed to learn how to fight back when the world starts throwing punches. What better way to do that in a very literal sense then by helping him start a career of vigilantism? She was supposed to find a hobby after all. This begins the legends of Cacodaemon and Eudaemon, two spirits who marked a potential turning point; and a coming storm. But for what? They couldn't say, in reality they weren't really sure what the end point was for their second, secret, life, one just wanted to help other people and the other had just gotten their first taste of normality and realized it was drowning them. ...Quite frankly it was the only name either could come up with on the spot and they hadn't had much time to discuss when writing the letter announcing their vigilantism- the police were closing in quicker than they had expected. Disclaimer: This may come as a surprise, but I, the random person who writes crummy, free FANfiction on Wattpad, does not in fact own BNHA. I know, so shocking.

Izuku has a ghost quirk. Simple as that. He works as a bartender when he grows up, but also helps with the polive for special cases. Now he is teamed up with his ex-friend Bakugo to bring down an undead villain ready to raise hell. "How's Nana? Is she behind Lemillion now?" All Might asked. "She is still behind you, all the way. Just like you will be with your new successor All Might." Izuku replied. ... All Might sighed with a knowing smile, "Is she still doing the finger bunny thing" Izuku grinned, "Yeah. She has been doing it since we started talking."

"Life is full of surprises, like I never expected to be a villain but here we are." Izuku Midoriya- Quirk- Reaper Status- Number 1 villain? Things were going great... Up until Midoriya noticed his best friend's cause of death... Was himself. (TRIGGER WARNINGS 🚫⚠️📢 on the entire book.) Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story idea I do not condone any of the character's actions. Don't replicate what was done.