Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

This story was not written by me. It was written by an author under the name BKL8008. I was given permission to post this online. Since the author is not on this site and this story is so good it should be shared with all of you guys here on wattpad. It's mostly about Teddy Lupin and his journey through Hogwarts. I hope you all love it because I sure did. I now present you with BKL8008's, Harry Potter and the New Marauders

Just a 'nice and friendly' game of truth or dare with our favorite Percy Jackson characters! (A/N I was 12 when I wrote this. People with high level brains and a respect for well written works, leave now. Everyone else: Come in for a laugh, cause were grammar and embelishment was lacking, humor is abuntant. )

The story of Harry Potter and the Wizarding world is not mine. All credits goes to Ms. J. K. Rowling and her awesome creation. Big thanks to @BeanyQueeny for the story cover.

As one of the famous Potter twins, everyone expected the same great bravery in Olivia as they saw in Harry. But as soon as Olivia returns to the Wizarding world, she sets herself apart from everyone's expectations. Now she starts her own story, and begins attending Hogwarts as a third year.

Meet Ariella Cross, the newest member of the Hogwarts teaching staff with a history of pulling pranks, getting into danger, and luring Severus Snape in without even meaning to. Hogwarts and Snape are up for a wild ride with the new impulsive professor. Did I mention she was a member of the Marauders? Wild times are sure to abound as Ariella takes her place as the History of Magic teacher.

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

Hecate needs help. Someone is trying to bring You Know Who back from the dead. There is only one god who can help her. And he only has one son to do his quest for him. What will happen to the Ghost King in Hogwarts? What does it have to do with The Chamber of Secrets? How will Hogwarts cope with a deadly demigod within their walls? How is Nico related to the founder Salazar Slytherin? ~COMPLETE~ Pre-HoO and written before Lost Hero was published

It's so cold...I feel like I'm freezing up. Literally. I felt like everything inside was beginning to change...who I was, what I was, and just me. I opened my icy blue eyes. Everyone I knew, Annabeth, The Seven, the Gods, everyone except my mother, Paul, and Grover, betrayed me or wanted me dead. I'm a demigod on the run. And I'm losing myself to a part of me that I never knew existed. The morning dew on the leaves around me froze to crystallized droplets as I walked by. Just as I was admiring the beauty of it all, a shout came from behind me and I turned. A hunter was pointing my way and more people came. Twenty more hunters, and roughly forty demigods. I turned away from them and ran while taking out my sword. Riptide. It wasn't what it used to be. Before it had a blue green colored trident etched into a glowing bronze metal and a golden hilt. Now? The bronze glowed silver because of a thin layer of deadly ice. The trident became an icy blue, just as my eyes had changed and the hilt was now black and silver. Why? I'm changing. The world destroyed me. So I'm changing. To someone I'm not. I can't stop it. I can keep running before I freeze over entirely. Then I'll be unstoppable. = = = so im writing a second draft and i realized i screwed up the whole plot in this story because it wasnt meant to be cliche but it turned out to be so this is gonna be the first version and the second version im writing at an incredibly slow rate so yeah this version is not the best to say it nicely [lowercase and terrible grammar intended because I'm lazy]

Scorpius Malfoy is a demigod. Scorpius Malfoy is a legacy. Scorpius Malfoy has blonde hair and grey eyes. Scorpius Malfoy is a Roman. He's not the only one who thinks something's wrong here, right?