BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

"Good girl." WARNINGS: - lots of mature themes (smut) -violence -Toxicity Highest rankings: 1 on Dracomalfoy 1 on malfoy 1 on dracolovestory 1 on spice Draco's a bit obsessive in this book THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE NOT THAT WELL DONE BUT I PROMISE YOU IT DOES GET BETTER. OH YEAH AND ✨ KINKER✨

» I didn't know you had a sister, Potter. «

This is the summer after Year 3. You are staying with the Malfoy's, but Harry and your friends don't like it.

Y/n is in her third year at Hogwarts. She's found a group she's comfortable with, and happy. But events begin to unfold and she realizes that she's stuck in the middle of a hard situation and a choice has to be made. Will she be able to choose?

It's y/n's fourth year of hogwarts, a long term enemy (Draco Malfoy) and her are getting comfy. But are they too comfy ?

My name is Elizabeth Jane Dumbledore. I am the daughter of Professor Dumbledore. But sadly, he does not even know he has a daughter. Everybody knows me by the name of Lizzie Jane Smith. I have been at Hogwarts for 6 years now. Not a soul knows about me being his daughter. I can't tell a soul. I am under the control of Lord Voldemort. I am a Deatheater. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is the story of a girl who not only works for Lord Voldemort, but also is the daughter of a very powerfully wizard, who after spending 6 years in the same school as her, has no idea. She then meets a boy who flips her whole world upside down. They started out as enemies but their beautifully tragic love story has just begun.

"My dance partner is Malfoy?!" "Don't worry, it's only for the dance practice" "Oh fuck no" "Relax" "I hate everyone in this planet" Malfoy, The boy who messes people's lives, must be partnered up with me, Jess Lincon, A girl who DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS BLONDE ASSHOLE My bEsT achievement #1 - draco (YASSSS) #1 - pansy (i also dunno why lmao)

Draco Malfoy looks down on anyone who isn't a pure-blood. Cora Boswell so happens to be a half-blood who he can't seem to get away from. Please trust the process, it gets slightly better and longer after chapter 8. SLOW UPDATES

Viewer discretion is advised! Aurora has always been the type to never get in trouble, that was until she set her eyes into Draco Malfoy, the schools most biggest troublemaker and he introduces her into new things.. sexual things.. All characters are aged up! Thank you for the support loves! This story contains: LOTS OF SEXUAL CONTENT! SEXUAL LANGUAGE & STRONG LANGUAGE! Make sure to check out my new story! Assassin || Draco Malfoy Rankings: 🥇hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry 🥇 spicy 🥇slytherinprince 🥇malfoyfamily 🥇 Draco 🥇 hptiktok 🥇 dracomalfoysmut 🥇 dracotiktok 🥈dracomalfoy 🥇 hogwarts 🥇dracolovestory