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  • The polar express x reader
    3.9K 49 9

    the polar express made your ass tingle satire 😆 ranks idk: #1 in bussy on 11.15.22

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  • peppa pig x dora the explorer
    39.9K 719 3

    im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

    Completed  
  • Peppa pig x Reader
    16.2K 187 6

    Peppa meets a new friend and falls in love with them, but they turn out to be a lot weirder than expected. This is 100% non-fiction and I am not lying.

    Completed   Mature
  • Gordon Ramsay X Donald Trump 50 Shades of Orange
    4.8K 119 7

    This is a joke and should not be taken seriously.

  • Peppa Pig is an Anime
    8.5K 303 9

    Pedro desperately wants his Senpai, Danny, to notice him, and the young pony goes through drama, love and tragedies to finally be happy.

  • Peter Griffin x Stan Smith
    493 7 1

    (satirical) Peter Griffin and Stan Smith start fucken each other like a boss. both are still voiced by Seth McFarlane in this story so he's kinda voice fucking himself

  • The Humping Games [The Hunger Games Fanfiction]
    9.1M 132K 20

    Katlick Eversweet hopes her name will be drawn for the 69th annual Humping Games. The world will be watching the sexiness unfold :D “Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic The Hunger Games reading list”

    Completed   Mature
  • Drapple (ft peppa pig)
    26.3K 1.5K 36

    He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.

  • victor x James charles
    547 48 2

    Victor was running a successful drama channel. James was out to destroy him. Danger, destruction, epic adventure... and of course, the inevitable romance that would consume james Charles in burning flames and bring his demise. Reader comments : "I felt a connection" - victor "I read this to my children as a bedtime s...

  • Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
    488K 9.6K 53

    The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

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  • From Enemies to Lovers (Trump x Biden)
    27.3K 640 6

    very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

  • Shrek x Woody *SHREXY*
    69.8K 1.5K 5

    Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

  • Tinky Winky x reader Fanfiction
    42.8K 567 9

    Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....

  • Donald Trump x Dora the Explorer
    36.1K 660 16

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    Mature
  • Jrump- a joe biden x trump lOvE story💕
    9.8K 133 7

    After the heated debate enimes Joe and Trump meet up and the sexual tension builds up🤤

  • Dora sucks
    15.1K 718 6

    So one day I was watching Dora... I mean I was babysitting and the baby wanted to watch Dora. While watching this show, I realized some shit. Read bout that shit >>>

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  • Dog meat ( prostitute!Daddy pig x Rich!Daddy wolf
    1.7K 22 4

    Mommy pig left daddy pig and took Peppa and George so he turns to the streets and becomes a man of the night to satisfy the hole in his heart, that is until a dog/wolf comes into his life and changes the narrative.

    Mature
  • Jesus X Shrek X lightning McQueen
    101 3 3

    it all started on Shrek's first day of high school. when he ran into lightning McQueen..

  • Slender Twilight: The Sequel
    700 10 1

    don't worry about it ;)

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  • Forbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen
    10.6K 123 9

    Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...

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  • Poot Lavato ~ Finally Free
    6.6K 133 14

    Poot Lavato has been living in the basement all her life. Until one day, when she is finally set free, her whole life changes

  • The Secret Life of Poot Lovato
    759K 22.6K 24

    She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com...

    Completed   Mature
  • Life of Poot
    13.4K 415 8

    Poots life

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  • Poot Lovato's Diary
    6.4K 73 13

    A diary by the one and only Poot Lovato. This was found after a long investigation of the house she was trapped in. I hope you enjoy!

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  • Senpai [ Trump x Hillary One-shot ]
    286 9 2

    (Its 12:08 a.m. and I'm in crackship hell. Don't question this.) A story in which Hillary Clinton realizes her feelings for Donald Trump, her presidential Senpai, as well as her rival. But will Donald accept her feelings?

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  • Soup x reader
    147 5 4

    Your in love with tomato soup

  • 50 shades of veg
    151 7 3

    ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️PLEASE NOTE!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Larry and Bob are aged up in this story, it shows their life after veggie tales approximately 20 years later, where they are gay lovers. We do not condone illegal behaviour in our stories, except sometimes murder of little babies. If you want more information, please do not contact u...

  • the tomato fic
    1K 6 1

    hello, my name is dan howell, and this is the story of how i fell in love with a tomato.

  • the avocado fic
    1.9K 18 1

    hello. my name is timothy, i am dan and phil's tomato. this is my story.