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Autophobia by beesbitchh
Autophobia
beesbitchh
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For five years, Spencer Reid has mourned the loss of the love of his life. Mourned Eliza, morned the future, morned himself. Morned a time when he felt something other than deep sorrow and loneliness. For five years, Elizabeth Doyle has survived. Survived being legally dead, survived the loss of her chosen family and her best friends. Survived through a life she never imagined or wanted. For five years, Emily Prentis has known. Known Eliza was alive, known she can't tell a soul the truth without risking her daughter's life. Know the mother and daughter would reunite when it was finally safe. For five years, Jennifer Jareau has been lying. Lying to Reid, to Eliza, to the BAU, to herself. But JJ can't lie anymore. Not when the lies have caught up with her. Not when she's forced to bring back an agent she wishes would just stay dead. {Book Two in the Phobia Series} [Sequal to Philophobia]
Cruel - Criminal minds enemies to lovers by snoopymode
Cruel - Criminal minds enemies to lovers
snoopymode
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Hotch this is a bad idea" Reid said following him through the prison. "It's the only option we have left, we both know this" the stern man spoke as they approached the door. "We can't just let her out and join the team- it took the FBI 2 years to track her down, what if she escapes? She's a murderer Hotch" Morgan spoke from the other side of him. "We always say that unsubs make the best profilers, she is proof of that" Hotch said as the doors slowly opened. "Hello again boys" Athena smiled from the other side of the metal desk she was chained to. Reid frowned as she winked at him. "Glad the black eye has healed; I was afraid I damaged your pretty little face forever" she said referring to the time they tried to catch her, and she beat Reid up pretty badly before escaping. Athena was the most dangerous type of unsub, she was smart and had all the skills to be a expect level profiler and she absolutely used that against the team when they were asked to track her down. A criminal minds fanfic, not based on any of the shows timeline but a mismatch of them to create its own. A psychopathic unsub is recruited to join the team after they finally caught her after 3 years of her taunting them, will she join the team? Or will the history, secrets she knows and flirtatious tension between her and her new teammates be to much for everyone to handle? Since this is a CM fanfic there will be dark themes, trigger warnings will be at the start of each chapter- enjoy :)
You Have A Time Lord In Your Team by Queen_Oreo_Peasant
You Have A Time Lord In Your Team
Queen_Oreo_Peasant
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Spencer Reid receives headaches again, although this time, he starts hearing a voice in his head. What will he do? What happens when a certain Time Lady comes to his aid? I do not own Doctor Who or Criminal Minds, only the made up characters.
Truth Be Told by Stevienw
Truth Be Told
Stevienw
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Sequel to Telling the Truth
the only exception by 3rorytaylor3
the only exception
3rorytaylor3
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  • Parts 23
𝙲𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 (𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝟷) 𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙶𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝙰𝚄 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙰𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗, 𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜-𝚐𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚜 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚒𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚒 𝙳𝚊 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚊. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜.
Secrets and Lies by iamlovey123
Secrets and Lies
iamlovey123
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"𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸" Y/n has been with the BAU for a couple of months now and gets along with the team very well. Except for one person, Doctor Spencer Reid. Y/n believes he is hiding something but her team still believes that Spencer is the same innocent genius he has always been until one day the dark truth about him is discovered.
hostage | s.r by katielees4
hostage | s.r
katielees4
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❝ it's okay to be afraid of the monsters, it's just not okay to let them win ❞ { criminal minds } { no set season }
Criminal Minds Oneshots by GirlsRhot_Imnot
Criminal Minds Oneshots
GirlsRhot_Imnot
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One shots of Criminal Minds (ya know like the title says) Fluff and Angst Possible TW (will be said at the beginning chapter)
𝐏𝐎𝐕, criminal minds ¹ ✓ by JNKLOVEBOT
𝐏𝐎𝐕, criminal minds ¹ ✓
JNKLOVEBOT
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━ 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗗 ❝ 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝙴 ❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▌ᰢ ༘ 𓄹 ࣪˖ ≡ in which a woman handpicked by the director joins the bau team, and the resident genius falls head over heels. 𖥻 𖤐˚. 𓂅 ❪ 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝗂𝖽 𝗑 𝗈𝖼 ❫ ❪ 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗑 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅 𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 ❫ ❪ 𝖡𝖮𝖮𝖪 𝟣 𝖮𝖥 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝖲𝖤𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲 ❫
Lost    ||  Criminal Minds Fanfic by purplebuckethat
Lost || Criminal Minds Fanfic
purplebuckethat
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"When everyone that loves me has died. I'm willing to wait for it." Molly B Miller. A person of the world. Never been afraid to stand up for what's right, and is always up for a challenge. But what happens when she gets involved in a case that could potentially change her life? Is she willing to work with the BAU to bring justice and peace onto the world? ~~started on October 13th, 2020~~ ~completed on January 22nd, 2021~ ~rankings~ #38 in Other #5 in CM **takes place around season 6-7, but has cases from past seasons**