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Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

I can't believe him.....thanos cheated on me for Boots...why would he do this? I'll never love anyone again...That's what I thought until I met the love of my life Obama and whatever the fuck his last name is.

head canon dump lol

This is satire and written by an atheist

Just some screenshots of the weirdest/funniest comments on WattPad. I hope y'all enjoy! Started: 8/16/2020 Achievements: #1 in #commentsection [Feb/13/2021] #666 in #fandoms [?/?/?] 100 votes [Mar/12/2021(i think?)] 1k reads [May/12/2021] 2k reads [July/12/2021] 3k reads

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.