the king of the richmond reunites with the prince of crime.

Troye has a perfectly normal life, thank you very much. He attends high school almost regularly, and sees no qualms having a steady relationship with the inside of his closet. That is, until his stepbrother Dallas decides to make him have some. Dallas has no problem with being the center of attention, I mean hell- he's going to be the alpha of a brand new wolf pack in a matter of a year. Moving in with his little fairy of a step brother? Now that's gonna be a problem. Little does Troye know, Dallas is going to create issues far worse than coming out of the closet. DISCLAIMER: This story is old, writing is poor, and in general needs an overhaul. Enjoy at your own risk :)

Cody James is a sixteen year old California native who is allergic to the rain. Unfortunately for him, due a mix up at the agency which was in charge of planning his summer working abroad, he's ended up au-pairing in rainy London for the affluent Darlington family, complete with adorable little girl and sex god big brother. However, from day one Cody notices that there's something strange about the Darlingtons, and it's not long before he figures it out...

This is the story of Axel and Tuck: a tale of debauchery, douchebaggery, felony, and plain stupidity. It is a tale written by two best friends with nothing better to do with their law degree than write the story of their anything-but-monotonous life. DISCLAIMER: This story is a satire. Enjoy at your own risk :)