"Will you two idiots ever fucking leave me alone?" Seokjin was exasperated. He had had it up to his ears with these two idiots. From grade school to his adult life, he couldn't get rid of them. He was beyond frustrated. They were taking their obsession with him to new heights and Seokjin had had enough. Bottom Jin Top Taehyung Top Jungkook (ahem...) ?? Join the two idiots on a rollercoaster ride to win the object of their desires, the one and only sassy Kim Seokjin. A fun frolic that will have you in stitches at their antics to convince Jin to choose between them. ⚠⚠ please note: this ff contains use of strong language and allusions to sexual conduct. It is not suitable for under 18's. ⚠️🔞 Aspects of BDSM and mature content, foot fetish. May include aspects of food fetish 🔞⚠️ This story may contain scenes of an adult nature. Appropriate warnings will feature as required. No part of this fanfiction may be reproduced, copied or sold. This is a complete work of fiction in its entirety. The characters are in no way a true representation of Bangtan Sonyeondan and their friends, family and associates. Credit for all media used in this fanfic goes to the original owners. *may contain mpreg* Begin: 31/12/2019 End: 25/08/2020 Edited & updated: 19/02/2021

" 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 " ✎ ... 𝘪𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵? 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶.