Just a bunch of poly sidemen oneshots. Most of which will probably be OT7. Taking requests! Disclaimer: This is simply fiction and is in no way a portrayal of their real lives. Any and all real life partners respected and appreciated. Trigger warnings, when necessary, will be stated at the start of the oneshot.

Harry had feelings for one guy in the Sidemen and trust me, if Harry had feelings for you then you were rather special. Simon was that special guy and he had won the Guernsey boy's heart from day one.

Oneshots about the Sidemen, will have MiniShaw, KShaw, KSimon, MiniZerk and more (maybe) that I don't know the ship names of! A lot of boyxboy ships so if you don't like those ships I wouldn't recommend reading this book. Some of these are kinda ropey but I swear some of them are good! - [Quick disclaimer: None of the plots are real n obviously none of this happened, although some of it may be based off of real life events but I'm not saying this is really what happened. This is a work of fiction and I'm not trying to insinuate that any of these people are actually in a relationship. Pushing ships onto the people in the ships is not okay and just down right creepy. This is purely for the enjoyment of people who do ship and is FICTIONAL.]

Harry's been acting different lately which catches the attention of the rest of the sidemen. One certain sideman in particular, Simon.

"So you're telling me that you can get anyone to fall for you?" "Obviously, Look at me!" "Ok JJ, we bet you £20 each that you can't get... Minter to fall for you." "Minter? Easy." The plan was to charm him, win the bet, then ditch him. But sometimes, things just don't go to plan.

• one-shots about harry and simon from the sidemen. • contains smut!

"You're so beautiful, sweetheart." "Is that going to be my nickname now?" I say, stuttering on the last couple words. He caresses my cheek softly "Yes, it suits you perfectly." He purrs and collides his lips with mine

Simon is mostly known as popular. Harry is mostly alone. What if their worlds collide? Will there be love or hate?

"Hey you know what? The shy kid, I bet you you can't make him sleep with you." Simon is one of the most popular kid in high school. Harry, on the other hand, is just trying to survive it. How will a bet Simon made for fun with his best friend JJ affect both of their lives and change them, in a way that neither of them expected?