WHAT UP MY PEOPLE?!? AMERICA HERE TO TEACH Y'ALL HOW TO BE A HERO LIKE ME! BY THE END OF THIS, YOU'LL BE A TOTALLY RAD AWESOME HERO, JUST LIKE MYSELF!!!!! ~ Alfred ~~~~~~~ Um, so Alfie made me set up this book for him... I'm sorry, he's crazy. (Alfred: AM NOT! YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE!) Don't listen to him. :) Anyways, hope you enjoy!

Based on Hogwarts Rules. I am not responsible for anything which happens to you should you do these things, this includes starting ww3, being deported and banned from said country or being kicked out of the World Meetings/Hetalia High. This book is high. (High I'm so high. Fly, fly to the sky...)

(Some of) My fandoms in one crazy chatroom! Plus my OC!

A Hetalia crack book

The lovely reader is Deaf. But she doesnt let that stop her! She works at a family run buisness and enjoys her job. One day a tall Russian man came to the café and took a liking to the strange reader.

Ask Belarus Romano and the Admin~ :^) Ask a question, we will comment back :^> ._.

Canada needs help to crush the weakling country's but who's better to help then a Russia that his very own toy.

Canada: H-hello. J-just ask or dare me anything, eh? Kumajirou: Who are you? Canada: *sad sigh* I'm Canada...