Don't even bother to read this lmao, made this when I was a bit younger so it's a messed up thing... also kinda had a nj boys phase and we all know how that went but anyways... just don't read it love you bye<3

I dont even know WHY I decided to write this, I looked it up, and I didn't see many, so I figured I would help out my fellow Hawk Moth apreciators, and attempt to write a compelling story. I CANNOT STAND a story with terrible grammar, or a story with nonexistant plot, so I'm going to try and keep grammatical errors to a minimum, and keep the plot, ya know, existent. Hhhhh- I have no life- yet somehow I cannot find much time to write- so updates will be slow-ish

❗️WARNINGS:❗️ Cussing, implied smut, Angst, Detailed deaths/ killings "Marry me then, Y/N." When Anakin meets the beautiful (Adopted) Princess of Alderaan, he watches her use the power of the force. In an act to protect her from assassination, Obi Wan Kenobi makes the decision to take her to Coruscant to train with the rest of the Jedi. Anakin breaks the code. His growing fondness of the girl leads him to form a strong friendship, and an even stronger attachment for the young princess. He begins to love her...... But will she love him back?

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Peaches met a girl named Trisha Paytas at the coochie store. Peaches fell in love the moment she saw Trisha. She went home ask her coochie bugs what she should do. Then she got a text message from Trisha....