ye, I was bored

William was never a family man. But the one family member he actually cares about, the one person he actually loves, needs him now more than anything. It's time he took her home

All it took was one night. One night for Bea to become enamored with the tall guitarist. One night for Skwisgaar to accidentally find the person who'd ultimately take his breath away. Neither of them actually knew it at first, though. They actually kinda hated each other. Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will. ALSO babe, as a 14 year old I had been taught that stripping was bad and wrong and stay off the pole!!! >:( But NOW??? Please, get paid bitch, I have so much respect for strippers. I will not be editing the story as it is a historical artifact of FanFiction, but I wanted to add that comment here. Enjoy :)

a collection of headcannons and one-shots, maybe even some NSFW alphabets, ill try to update frequently🫶

A collection of stories of you with your favorite guitarist and member of dethklok. <3!!