you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

This is the worst goddamn book on wattpad, seriously, read at your own risk!!!! YOu were in love with Jesus, you loved him <3. "Senpai, l hate you." YOu said. "Yes." Jesus smiled and pecked you on the cheek. "My people need me!" He screeched and got swallowed into the satanic star. <3.

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

daddy Shrek X reader enjoy🍆 (cringe warning ⚠) k so kinda turned it to like a good story. even i thought it was gonna be hella smut but idk hope yall like it if yall want a smut sequel let me know um thx for reading vote comment and yeah oml its at 99 reads as of 12/1/20 thank yall so much i did really 100% love this idea I just kinda bored and this is what i did. Miss ma'ams it is now at 106 reads 12/4/20 like uh ok so to the random ppl readong this that arnt my friends i forced to read it thank u like all of u bros. Thank yall so much um kinda bored with life again if u want a feona X reader let me know babes💞 Broooooo we now have 149 reads 12/12/20 huh 😖 like thank y'all and may ag mcdaddy be in all ur dreams. 2.4K 6/11/21 thx ig 12/25/21 Why have over 5000 of yall read this?

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋