Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Eliza is just an average (awkward) child. Up until the point of the glowing red eyes.

Published 9th December on Amazon.com, Barnes&Noble and BookDepository - Copyright ©2015 by Holly Sparks I remember waking to the scream. I remember calling my sister's name. I remember seeing the blood smeared along the staircase. I remember the creature's green eyes. They say there's a cure. They say there's a way to stop this madness, a way to stop the hunger. I think they're lying. My name is Ella, and this is my story.

Another one! Hope you like it :)

They always say that you'll never appreciate something until it's gone. Well, it's 100% true. My usual Life- Gone My friends- Gone My family- Gone The WORLD....GONE The infection took the world by storm - Zombies became the new normal and the old but safe life that we all once lived was chewed to shreds. It was GONE. This is the end of the world, and the start of the end. This is my first zombie story so there you go.....

Nikki Star was an orphan, taken from foster home to foster home, when on her 15th birthday, she realized that she had the power to control fire. She's taken to a different school- for superheros- where she is trained to control her powers. Soon after she gets there, they need her help to stop an evil mastermind... and save the world.

Trojan: Touch yourself for me :3 Me: Oh Baby, I'm touching! Trojan: God, I'm so hard for you right now. Me: When are you not hard? Trojan: When your not online :( Me: Well, I guess you will have to wait a week to be hard again... Trojan: WHY!!!!!! Claire finds that her Online life sizzles, while her real life fizzles. That is until she takes a vacation to the sunny South and meets Ashton, who just might change all that. Will her online romance accept being shut out or will he turn out to be Claire's worst nightmare. Ever since Claire was a child, her dreams would become reality. How will she handle nightmares of Trojan becoming reality. Then if that wasn't bad enough, Claire has to deal with her older sister Lisa. Lisa was always happy with flaunting herself to any guy in town, but what will happen if she sets her sights on Ashton. Claire finds some peace from an angel on her shoulder but will that be enough to save her from a Black Hat Hacker. These hackers are known to be some of the most intelligent but malicious hackers in the industry. Ultimately her fate may rest in one sole person that can take Trojan head on, a White Hat Hacker. This book is not appropriate for individuals under the age of 13. PG-13 - Includes mature stories that may include occasional scenes of a lightly sexual or violent nature. There might be mention of drug use or abuse and other mature themes that could be inappropriate for younger readers. Characters use more mature language and swearing. Sexual scenes are described with some details. Stories rated PG-13 may also contain some graphic descriptions of violence and injury and reveal darker and more mature motives behind characters' actions than is appropriate for younger readers.

My name is Hannah and my sister's name is Kins. We have been hunting ever since our parents died. Our big brother, Caleb, dropped us off at our Uncle Bobby's house to raise us. Read on to find out more!

Lindsey Sullivan is your typical girl. She worked really hard to get into her dream school Rutgers. Lindsey has to maintain a 3.0 average or else she'll lose her scholarship and first week into in she's already feeling the pressure. She soon meets a bad boy Harry Styles. Lindsey is sure she hates him, but does she really? Will problems with family, school, friendship and love take her under?The only thing is Lindsey can't seem to forget that it all started since he came..

All those quotes that clutched our hearts and drove us mad, basically, made a lot of us want to kill Steven Moffat yet worship for being so amazing ;) Here's Sherlockology. Enjoy :D - Saph x