A/N: due to rewriting the story I'll be unpublishing the unedited chapters. I apologise for the inconvenience. date: 2025.01.15. - I am still alive btw I'll try to get my shit together and pick this story up again. (2026.05.09.) ❗❗⚠️DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT⚠️❗❗ -Stalking -Kidnapping -Rape -Violence -Child abuse -Mind fuck ❗❗⚠️Don't like, don't read⚠️❗❗ Summary: Wooyoung is an ordinary guy with a boring life. Some people say be careful of what you wish for, and maybe he should've listened, because the mess he'll get into is nothing what he ever wanted. note from the author (2024) Please read the warnings and I can't say it enough, I do NOT support any of these bad behavours that are mentioned in this book. It was made to shock people. These are disturbing topics that SHOULD shock people, alright? This is all fictional!!! Started: 2019-04-09 Ended: 2019-07-14 story editing + rewriting Started: 2024-06-12 Ended: xxxx-xx-xx

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip your trachea out right now" Wooyoung growls in his ear, his voice laced with venom and malice. San laughs darkly as he tries moving under Wooyoung's tight grip, the latter further tightening his hold on San's wrists causing him to grunt slightly, in pain. "Well I'm sure you wouldn't want to stain your fancy and expensive looking carpet, would you?" He responds with a tinge of hilarity in his tone. 》》》 San never really expected to fall in love, especially not with some 'babied, pompous, and arrogant blood sucking cockroach'. He has one mission and one target to eliminate. He couldn't afford to let feelings get in the way of his responsibilities. ❝I find fears poison to a weak mind...❞ Not intended for younger audiences. Some mature scenes/content 💀 Fantasy AU ! Switch woosan ! Some Yungi content (Yunho x Mingi)

in which san runs an advice blog, and receives a rather strange request for help. [86K+ words] [text and writing based fic] [started january 2nd 2020.] highest; #1 in mlm, #1 in woosan, #1 in kpopfanfics, #2 in kpop

❝ will you be my friend? ❞ ❝ how 'bout no. ❞ alternatively, a story wherein a social butterfly named wooyoung meets san via instagram and gains admiration for the latter. 2019.

San is the school jock. He's handsome, strong, and hopelessly closeted. And that's never been an issue for him. He was also a rather famous Cupid. Yes, the kind with wings and helped people fall in love. All he had to do was wait for his year to end. Why did a certain Jung Wooyoung have to make that so difficult for him..?

Jung Wooyoung, only known as Ray worked as a prostitute, catching customers in a popular night club every night, but he never realized there was one man watching him from a distance every night with eyes filled only with love.

"Thanks for the lollipop doll." "That was in my mouth!?" "I said thank you?" In which Wooyoung is sucking on his favourite lollipop, when all of a sudden, a boy comes and takes a taste ━━━━━✿━━━━━ T/W: Includes sensitive topics like bullying ©peachyoonji 2020

They're best friends, band mates, no boundaries. But, one starts to fall for the other and keeps one to many secrects from him. And he's not happy with how he's being treated in such a "soft" manner. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "You're being such a pretty princess for daddy. So pretty princess." "Just for you daddy~" //Top: San //Bottom: Wooyoung ^[ will include:] Lots of smut bxb a tiny bit of angst cross dressing Lots of fluff Cussing hope you enjoy!!!

"Wait, wait, wait, you're kidding me, right?" Wooyoung said, eyes wide, biting his lips in disbelieve. This couldn't be true. Yes, he had heard about it and he had also encountered some weird people in his life, but this issue being true was never an option. There was no fucking way; how did they even survive until now? He couldn't piece things together and the fact that his friend stayed quiet after he only nodded made this even more suspicious. Then finally he spoke. "I'm telling you, I mean what else could I have seen? I surely wasn't anywhere near the theatre kids and I don't do drugs." Yunho said, crossing his arms and shaking his head. This couldn't be true, it just couldn't. Why the hell would vampires be an actual thing? Vampires, vampires, vampires, Wooyoung repeated these words in his head but could only scoff. Thinking they're real was just stupid. They are fictional that's all. That's what Wooyoung thought back then. His opinion on the matter had changed a lot though.

in which wooyoung saves san's life at the beach. 8/16/19 - #5 in woosan