**BOOK 2 OF MEMES IS OUT!!** hey it's me 4 years after this was made.... this is so cringe lmao 2016 was rough

Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, the son of the Yondaime Hokage. ... That was a complete folly. Naruto was never related to the hokage or his wife. In fact, he had been stolen from his home in Iwa by said man. He had subtly dubbed the two "cradle-robbers" ever since he learnt how to speak in complete sentences when he was barely two. The thing was, due to the particular nature of his kekkei-genkai, Naruto had always had perfect memory. That was so even when he was only just born. This was why he knew that Minato had slaughtered his real parents while his brother ran away before Minato could see where he went. The kekkei-genkai of the child, however, was not what made the Konoha shinobi steal the boy, for he did not know of the stronger component of the boy's kekkei-genkai. No, the man had taken him as a hostage from Iwa before his wife decided to adopt him. On the night of the attack of the Kyūbi, Minato sealed it into his recently adopted son. They did not know that their supposed "son" had known from the start that he was not from Konoha. They also failed to realise that their little boy was really the precious younger brother of an S-rank nuke nin, Kagami Deidara. No one knew what was the meaning behind his surname, which unlike his fitting name, did not suit him at all. However, they were going to find out. DISCLAIMER: Any images used are not mine. I obviously do not own Naruto or any of the characters in Naruto, Shippuden or otherwise. I do not own Death Note either.

Naruto is an omega and he wasn't telling anybody about it except kurama. Not until he found out, there's eight alphas who's currently chasing after him.

Five year old Naruto about had it with all the crap that the citizens of Konoha put him through. Luckily he is saved by the most unlikely of heroes. Orochimaru. The snake Sannin saw potential in the Jinchūriki and decides to take the poor child under his wing. With Naruto under the influence of a snake, how will this affect the Shinobi World? ⚠I owe nothing!!!⚠

In this story Naruko Uzumaki looks a lot and acts a lot like Kakashi sensei. She is smart and along with Sasuke on her team, (the boy is always trying to get her attention) who knows what can happen? Rated 13+

A genius. An Anbu. A child. Naruto didn't have much of a choice about his birth, nor did he have a choice about the tenant living within him. He was a blob of sunshine, and he was the rain when the sky cried. And he choked when the Hokage ordered him into the academy the same week he lost both of his friends. ... ... " I always thought that life was about art with a huge bang, but now that I saw you life might be about the art of dying. " If you can believe in someone so useless for five fucking years, then you can believe in yourself for a few minutes." " If life is a dream, perhaps death would wake me up." " Time doesn't heal all wounds, it only makes your heart go numb."

Everybody that thought they knew Naruto is a lie. What would happen if he shows them his true colors.

On the night that Naruto failed the pre-genin exams, he discoverse he had magical abilities. Watch out world here comes Naruto Uzumaki-Warren.

fukin crackheads "Who the fuck ate all my onigiri?!" *insert glass crashing sounds* "NARUTO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE" being skilled doesn't mean you can't joke around, even if the past was rough they focus on each other and aim to help each other get stronger so they can all accomplish their dreams.pranks are great right? let's prank the whole village then! *ART IS MAINLY FROM GOOGLE*

Naruto was neglected for his siblings. it was really sad, seeing as that nobody even knew that the fourth hokage and his wife had triplets not twins. Being the youngest of the triplets, Naruto is in no way, considered special. He is not a village hero like his elder brother who is the jailor of the kyubi. He is not a pure blood Uzumaki like his elder sister who has the Uzumaki chakra chains like his mother. He was not destined to be a clan heir or the saviour of the world, like Jiraya said that his brother was. He was just plain old Naruto who was always forgotten and the extra character in the story that was there just for the sake being there. He had no purpose in life. well... this all was before he met Kurama. After he met Kurama... Lets just say that it was the true beginning of Naruto Uzumaki.