Voldemort finally finds someone he likes, will Bill Nye bitch ass fall in love with bald ass Voldemort or will the no nosed piece of paper be betrayed and left alone. COMPLETED

Jonathan and Drew love bussy. And fixing houses I guess. While attempting to fix people's shitty homes the Property Brothers start to get horny... FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

God punishes me constantly for my mistakes

The title speaks for itself

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

A sequel to the greatest story ever told.

This a joke to torture my friend gabi, I don't support the president in anyway, shape, or form. But anyways, enough with this, here is the actual description. ----------------------- Bakugo was the meanest boy in U.A highschool. Maybe even the meanest boy in Japan. His heart was empty, love never crossed his mind. But ever since the new transfer student, Donald J. Trump came from America, he felt different. Will Donald be able to fix Bakugo's heart?

A man finds tru love <4

my legacy.