"as a creature not worth a moment of my time, it seems your secrets is what I've been drawn too. You should be grateful i am speaking to you..well, i suppose i am no god.."

This is a collection of Scaramouche x Reader oneshots!! ❗️I'm NOT accepting any requests at the moment!! Though, I am thinking about opening a request page AFTER my other fanfic is finished!!❗️ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ This oneshot book may include the following: • Fluff • Angst • Smut (NSFW, +18 readers only) • NSFL content (I will give very clear trigger warnings) • Spoilers ••• Book cover art made by @Yeu_ryii on Twitter! This book is solely for Scaramouche x Reader! In the beginning of each chapter I will provide tags as well as potential trigger warnings. Please read them carefully before proceeding with the oneshot! I DO NOT OWN GENSHIN IMPACT NOR ITS CHARACTERS

As a member of the Fatui military, it is extremely important to follow the rules of your superiors. Betraying them would be similar to a death sentence. What would Scaramouche do if there were to be a traitor right in front of him? ••• This is a Scaramouche x Fem!Fatui!Reader fanfic Also this will have Electro Delusion!Scaramouche ⚠️All characters in this fanfic are 18 or older and will be seen as such⚠️ ⚠️ ATTENTION: In the chapters "The Trio of Best Friends", "The Northland Bank", and "The Ten Million Mora Bounty" there are brief mentions of Chilumi (Childe confesses to having feelings for Lumine). If that makes you uncomfortable, please don't read!⚠️ The cover fanart belongs to @Zentouu from Twitter. Thank you for the wonderful art. If you want to listen to music while reading the fanfic, you can go look for the playlists: 🎶 "getting stepped on by Scaramouche" by Kazu on Spotify 🎶 🎶 "Dirty, Little, Traitor [PLAYLIST]" by Kazu on Spotify 🎶 This fanfic's entirety was written by me! I DO NOT OWN GENSHIN IMPACT NOR ITS CHARACTERS Copyright © 2020 miHoYo

The complete opposites of one another meet during the beginning of the end and the end of the beginning for the other. Losing you turned him into a menace of the land of eternity. One day, they meet again, and she was different. 𝙒𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚? 𝙄𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚? 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬? ⚜ fem!reincarnated as traveler!reader x scaramouche! ft. childe! P.S. You are not Lumine :) 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 !! ♬ https://youtu.be/gn1XoWLT5UE - Scaramouche claiming you as his by Endless.playlists on Youtube ♬ https://youtu.be/l4nKcknhUJ0 - pov you're in a forbidden romance with scaramouche by kazuhamoment on Youtube © Genshin Impact characters credits go to Hoyoverse © Cover credits are mine(TrissyBear18) © Credits to the art owner in the cover !! @amedan1126 on twt © haneul, TrissyBear18, 2021 -漫~*'¨¯¨'*·舞~ ⟦.⟧ ~舞*'¨¯¨'*·~漫- Status : Updates whenever I can(◍•ᴗ•◍) Date started : March 30, 2021 Date ended : -

Being engaged to a Fatui Harbinger sounds pretty scary, especially if the one in question was none other than the 6th Harbinger, The Balladeer. Everyone says he's a cold-hearted man with no love for anyone, but what if that was changed due to a certain officer of Natlan, (Y/N)? They meet under the pretense of strangers happening to bump into each other by chance, not knowing who the other one is. Talking in lies until they've both realized the truth. Would Scaramouche accept (Y/N) after all of that? Or would he completely disregard her and kill her off? • • • (Based on the game Genshin Impact, all credits go to Hoyoverse! There may be smut in here..) A work in progress~

you would classify yourself as an observer. you preferred to keep to yourself and mind her own business, which wasn't hard in your large school in california. but when your mom suddenly gets sick, you're forced to move to a small mountain town, and quickly become the center of everyone's attention. but there's really only one person's attention you care about.

"maybe if your face wasn't so littered with freckles you'd get bitches." "..i love his freckles-" when y/n's family moves to south park, the circumstances were less than desired. although she wasn't all too fond of moving, the little town did have some special spark to it. "special" was an interesting word to use per say, but it was true. y/n is an outstanding student, though of course a burnt out gifted kid simply trying to live up to her expectations. her life is seemingly perfect, but her mind seems to often cascade her into tragedy over and over. her brain often felt clouded and confused, unsure of what she truly wanted. she wanted to make her family and friends proud more than anything, and didn't need and distractions. however, when kyle broflovski somehow edges himself in her life, y/n finds herself more confused than ever. this dorky teenager surely managed to accidentally tug at her heart strings, and y/n now finds herself openly seeking out this distraction, and even worse, her academic rival.

❝Shut the fuck up! Even though some of that might be true, 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙩 (Y/n) would pick me over you any day!❞ Stan shouted. ❝You know what, Stan! 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙩! There's no way in hell she'd choose your toxic ass anyway!❞ Kyle fired back. Start: April 2023- End: June 2023

your life continues in your new year as a senior, your parents urging you to find a job during your high school years. but will this year be less mundane than the rest after babysitting for the jock kyle broflovski's little brother, ike? ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮: vulgar language, and no caps is used themes of underage alchohol and partying characters are a bit ooc! ALL characters in this are aged 17/18. the art in the cover is by me!! #3 kylebroflovski - 27/08/24 #3 cartman - 15/10/24

you are the popular girl at south park high that everyone knows and loves. you're the captain of the soccer team, you get great grades, president of two clubs and have many friends including wendy, token, nichole, and bebe. your life seems perfect from the outside, but in reality it is fucked up beyond words. no one seems to care or even know. until, you meet one kid that you never knew was even there and he changes your life forever... TW⚠️‼️ - mention of bulimia, self harm, anxiety and depression - also mention of mild sexual harassment - also it's gonna get spicy sexually at some points so be warned - NSFW (??) i don't really know what this means but i thought i should include it just in case DISCLAIMER: - all art goes to original artists i did not make any of it myself (if you know the artist please comment and i will mention them asap) - everyone is aged up (16/17) - i do not own any of the characters (that's all matt and trey) i just made up the story