Abducted by a UFO, Emma thought that would be the end of her non-existent legacy. But when an alien about to fail his Human Studies final comes along, things start to get a little bit out of hand. From pulling all nighters to saving the galaxy, they come to find maybe not all aliens-or humans-are that bad.

Vampires were supposed to be something you read about in romance novels, curled up on your couch, making you feel single. They were not supposed to be something bursting into your apartment at 3am, screaming bloody murder and vengeance. And they definitely were not supposed to be something that stalked your every move, until you finally snapped and demanded to know what was going on. Tossed into a world of prophecies and supernatural beings, Rev struggles to find a foothold in her ever changing world. After accidentally raising the dead, killing her restaurants' contractor, and making some terrible garlic bread, Rev doesn't think it could get any worse. However, the vampire that's hunting her down, and the other trying to get her to save the world, seem determined to prove her wrong.

Eva Robinson was just trying to go home to her tiny apartment and microwave her frozen burrito. She wasn't expecting to be kidnapped, let alone taken halfway across the world. Now, living with several, unfairly hot Mafia men, she's taken it upon herself to make their lives a living Hell. ............ (A lot like other Mafia stories, only the guy isn't a total dick and the girl is a tad bit crazy) #1 in popculture (06/25/21) #1 in schizophrenia (at some point, I don't remember, you're just gonna have to trust me) #1 in kindashort (06/30/21) #1 in sadending (08/22/21) #1 in russianmafia (10/23/21) #8 in funny (08/28/21) #8 in crazy (10/31/21) Runner up in the seasonal contests, summer 2021