Regina George is the Queen Bee at Northshore High. Her life is perfect: Perfect hair, perfect body, perfect reputation, and the greatest friends. Except for one secret that could shatter everything... Rodrick Heffley is everything Regina is not. He's in a failing band, has no luck with girls, though he's had a crush on Regina's cousin, Heather Hills, for years. So when he finds out Regina's secret, he wonders if he can use it to his advantage.

Rodrick Heffley and Regina George find themselves at the same university after being at odds throughout high school. Regina hated the stoner music kids, Rodrick despised the preps and the jocks. But, when Aaron Samuels dumps Regina after their first day of school, Regina knows just what will get under his skin- dating Rodrick Heffley. Occasional strong language. Mature themes. Also on Ao3 under the same title and username.

regina george doesn't do heartbreak - she causes it. rodrick heffley doesn't do emotions - he mocks them. when a class project throws them together, their rivalry turns into something else: long nights, laughter, late drives, and an unexpected kind of love neither of them knows how to handle. but rodrick makes one mistake, and regina makes it worse. he breaks her trust. she breaks his heart. and once the words are out, they can't take them back.

When Regina George's latest scheme to make her ex jealous backfires, she sets her sights on Northshore's resident bad boy, Rodrick Heffley. He's loud, messy, and everything Aaron Samuels isn't, making him the perfect rebound. But as Regina tries to turn him into her next accessory, she doesn't expect her own reputation to fall apart. Or to fall for the person Rodrick was all along.

"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.

Regina George has built her life around control. Perfect image, perfect friends, perfect lies. Then Rodrick Heffley crashes into her life - obnoxious, reckless, and impossible to ignore. He's everything she shouldn't want and everything that could ruin her. But secrets like theirs never stay buried. And when the truth starts to surface, Regina has to choose: break free from the cage she built, or stay locked inside.

"𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭." - The All-American Rejects #1 'Reginageorge' 26/10/2025 #1 'RodrickandRegina' 29/10/2025 #1 'Regina' 27/10/2025 #3 'Meangirls' 26/10/2025

Highest rank: #1 in #rodrick Rodrick x Regina George Regina is one year and a community service credit away from finishing her high school career as Queen Bee. Rodrick is a soon to be dropout with a van, a band, and a thing for hot blonde chicks . What happens when the two of them are forced to work together?

(Regina George x Rodrick Heffley) Regina's back and she wants her spot back. Everyone's moved on but she's still roaming the halls waiting for her perfect opportunity to build her social life back up, but there's one problem. There's a pest and his name is Rodrick. Every step forward she takes? He's right there taking one back, stepping on her toes every step of the way. There's only a matter of time before each argument blurs the line between rivalry and something dangerously close to habit. ------- Rodrick exhaled slowly, pushing off the doorframe. "That's it?" Her eyes narrowed. "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's all you wanted?" he asked, walking past her towards the counter. "To ruin Cady?" "Yes," she said defensively. He nodded once. "Then all you had to do was ask." Regina blinked. "What?" Rodrick turned back to face her, arms crossed, a faint smirk returning. "That's what fake boyfriends do, right? Help their fake girlfriends get what they want." For a second, she didn't speak. Then, slowly, Regina's lips curled into something almost like a smile. "Careful, Heffley," she called out. "You might actually make yourself useful." Rodrick tilted his head. "Oh, I've been useful. You're just always too pissed off to notice."

Freshman year: Janis caught Regina George kissing her brother. Now Regina's a legend, Janis is colder, and Rodrick's still a problem she can't outrun. Everyone thinks the story started with mean girls. But really, it started with a birthday, a secret, and the Devil in eyeliner.