Just a bunch of oneshots with ineffable husbands and a pinch of ineffable bureaucracy. Contains: Fluff Angst Maybe a smutshot or two Some crack And lots of Ineffable husbands *FINISHED*

Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐗 𝐅!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔·𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚖 𝚜𝚢𝚗·𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎-𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚘𝚛. ➵𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙮 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.

❝ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔𝒎𝒂 // 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 ❞ in which i write abt whatever the fuck i want disclaimer: i will not take down any chapters unless i see fit, so please do not comment telling me to do so. you will be ignored

> discontinued indefinitely It's nice to take a break from this reality full of crisis and stress to interact with a reality- dimension even- you seemingly create overnight; but what happens when an anarchist from your favorite piece of media hitches a ride back to your normal life? ______ ♕ ______ dsmp!technoblade x fem!reader cover art by @goopyspacegirl on twt!!

COVER ART BY @noranikoletta ON TWITTER, CHECK HER OUT! HER ART IS AMAZING!! ------------------------------ "Yeah, thanks for the soup, Pipsqueak.." "Oh, come on! Im taller than you now, why do you still call me Pipsqueak!" ------------------------------ technoblade x reader lowercase intended they/them pronouns irl minecraft/fantasy if any mcyt/cc mentioned in this book is uncomfy, I will be deleting it technoblade, if you're reading this... no you aren't <3 ------------------------------- best ranks: #82 in minecraftyoutubers, 7/1/2021 #1 in themreader, 4/18/2022 #649 in philza, 4/18/2022. most impressive ranks: #887 in ranboo out of 14.4k stories

(Dream SMP setting) In a world where {Y/n} wakes up with no memories, Fundy adopts her as his own daughter in the newly founded lands of L'Manburg. Read as {Y/n} goes through a whirlwind of events between newfound family, relationships, stripped morals, foes, wars, loss of relationships, horrifying realizations, and so much more as she tries to find her peace in their crazy universe. *×*×* No Smut, Tubbo is a minor! *×*×* FYI!!! Any and all fanart in this story does not belong to me! The characters do not belong to me! The only thing that belongs to me is the story!! Thank you. :) Impressive Rankings: #5 in ph1lza {3/24/21} #57 in ghostbur {5/4/21} Viewer Count Milestones: -- 1k ♡ {2/??/21} -- 2k ♡ {3/11/21} -- 3k ♡ {3/24/21} -- 4k ♡ {3/29/21} -- 5k ♡♡ {3/31/21} -- 6k ♡ {4/5/21} -- 7k ♡ {4/8/21} -- 8k ♡ {4/14/21} -- 9k ♡ {4/15/21} -- 10k ♡♡ {4/20/21} -- 11k ♡ {4/30/21} -- 12k ♡ {5/4/21} -- 13k ♡ {5/7/21} -- 14k ♡ {5/15/21} -- 15k ♡♡ {5/17/21} -- 16k ♡ {5/23/21} -- 17k ♡ {5/27/21} -- 18k ♡ {5/29/21} -- 19k ♡ {6/2/21} -- 20k ♡♡ {6/9/21} -- 21k ♡ {6/16/21} -- 22k ♡ {6/19/21} -- 23k ♡ {6/28/21} -- 24k ♡ {7/2/21} -- 25k ♡♡ {7/6/21} -- 26k ♡ {7/9/21} -- 27k ♡ {7/12/21} -- 28k ♡ {7/19/21} -- 29k ♡ {7/23/21} -- 30k ♡♡ {7/26/21} -- 41k ♡♡ {?/??/21} -- 42k ♡ {11/26/21} -- 43k {12/3/21} -- 44k {12/13/21} -- 45k {12/13/21} -- 48k {1/20/22} -- 49k {2/4/22} Voting Milestones: -- 100 ♡ {3/15/21} -- 200 ♡ {4/8/21} -- 300 ♡ {5/2/21} -- 400 ♡ {5/17/21} -- 500 ♡♡ {5/28/21} -- 600 ♡ {6/16/21} -- 700 ♡ {7/2/21} -- 800 ♡ {7/23/21} -- 1k ♡♡ {?/??/21} -- 1.25k {1/20/22}

Remake of call in the godesses of death. Techno was happily married with a woman who owned her own kingdom. This woman had been his friend since they were children, and he had promise to protect her the day they became friends. When a terrible war broke out in the kingdom, forcing the hunted down Queen to leave her husband behind, they drifted away. This Queen was never to be heard of again, bo one knows what happened, and no one knows she's alive... not until today.

Who knew finding a gremlin of a boy living underneath Technoblade's house would only be the start of both your troubles. --- !DISCLAIMER: This is a dreamsmp Techno x Reader. This is by no means an IRL Technoblade story, thank you for your time, and enjoy! --- Also can be found on Tumblr under the username, Lonely-Lost-Soul!