A oneshot book of Disney-level writing focused on various scenarios between an orca whale and a princess because their era of quirky shenanigans is heartbreakingly over. shipping online personas / characters, not real people don't force this book onto any ccs / don't send this to any ccs requests: closed, nonexiste...
For those who don't have Ao3 but wanna read it. Here you are. Summary: It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and c...