"Let's blow the dick out" I say his eyes widen again. "I'm not comfortable" he says thinking I'm going to do something. I light the candle on his cake that's shaped like a penis. He laughs at the cake. "Juicy" he says. It's just the two of us up here. I clear my throat. And sing happy birthday. He blows his candle out and it fucking explode with white stuff. My eyes also widen along with his because it landed on his face. He licks it clean. "Vanilla" ** Maggie got a call from Nick Fury. He needed her to do an assignment. She wasn't exactly willing to. I'm mean who is when the word assignment gives you high school flashbacks. She does it and finds her self a new best friend. Or is that what he thinks? *** COVER: @spectrumswirls

" so many assume. so little know " . . . in which a bad mouthed agent is assigned to help the walking talking patriarchal symbol of what is right and what is wrong. and in the process of it all, learns how much she needed the desk duty BOOK ONE | Steve Rogers |

After the blip is reversed the remaining Avengers have to figure out how to carry on without their leaders, Tony Stark and Steve Rogers. Some have managed to find a new path, while others remain stuck in the past, whether it's of their own or someone else's design. As the world falls apart after billions return to their normal lives people are looking for a new savour. But who will raise to this challenge? A continuation of The New Avenger You don't have to read that story before reading this, however, it will give you some background into the story. Based during the events of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. I do NOT own any of the Marvel content I do own Phoebe, her story line and relationships. #1 in Falcon and the Winter Soldier 5/2/21 #3 in Buckyy Barnes 5/2/22 #6 in Wilson 5/2/21

❝𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆! 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔.❞ {Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1} {Book 1 in the Sweet Trilogy} {©2020 - marvel, -cherry-bombs-} Rankings: #1 in Guardians of the Galaxy as of August 2020

"I'm sorry...can you just repeat that? You're marrying me off to WHO?" "Ransom Drysdale..." A playboy and bratty socialite forced to marry in order to keep their inheritances? What could possibly go wrong? 18+ Warning! Contains swearing and eventual smut. I don't own the Knives Out characters, just my own OC Effie Rattenberry

𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 ━━ ✧˖*. | ❝Baby, let me hear you scream.❞ | ✧˖*. Sex with Ransom is all fun and games until Raven's fiancé, Ransom's older brother, gets involved and causes drama while there is a murder within the Thrombey family. ✎↷ Started: 05/03/2020 Finished: 05/10/2020 Edited: 05/03/2022 ❪ 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘇𝘂𝘂𝘂𝗵 ❫

"𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚖- 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘." "𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎." ☾ After a failed attempt at a marriage with a narcissistic man who never actually loved her, Sloan Parker ran away. She ran from her entire life, leaving what little of it she still had behind, and kept running until she thought she found a safe place to stop, even finding a job as a popular authors personal assistant. But of course, she couldn't live her life safely forever, and when the authors grandson, Ransom Drysdale, stormed into her life, no one could've seen coming just how both of their lives would change. History will repeat itself as the young couple get thrown into a whirlwind of emotions and events. Relationships will be tested, all in a desperate last attempt at something worth living for. Something real. - Set in a Knives Out AU where Harlan Thrombey's murder never occurred. ⚠︎︎ RATED MATURE FOR SMUT, ADULT CONTENT, AND COARSE LANGUAGE ⚠︎︎ WORD COUNT (excluding authors notes): 99 920 words. - RANKS: #1 in knivesout (11/12/22) #6 in ransomdrysdale (14/1/2022)

In which Cadence Delacroix, a siphoner witch who was shunned out of her coven for being an abomination, unexpectedly falls for Klaus Mikaelson, the man who she should hate the most after everything he's done. Season 1 - The Originals

i won't let pain turn my heart into something ugly. i will show you that surviving can be beautiful Christy Ann Martine book two La Casa de Papel/Money Heist oc x oc seasons (three-five) all gifs are from tumblr

yesterday when i woke up the sun fell to the ground and rolled away flowers beheaded themselves all that's left alive here is me and i barely feel like living depression is a shadow living inside me - rupi kaur book one La Casa de Papel/Money Heist slight oc x oc seasons (one-two) warning: poorly written all gifs are from tumblr