Note that this story is a bit lame, I wrote this years ago. But if you're okay with really cheesy stuff, then you should get a laugh from this one. :) I feel like descriptions kinda give the story away because it sort of gives you a sense of what is going to happen. But you'll have to read to figure out what happens in this story. (: The story takes place in the late 1980s (1987 to be exact) so yeah.

Please keep in mind that these stories and headcanons are not about the people under the masks, they are only my interpretations of what the ghouls, ghoulettes and Papa's are like as individual characters. This book contains both fluff, smut, and angst. 🍋 18+ Smut 💜 Fluff 💚 Lime 😕 Angst Characters included: Ghouls and Ghoulettes Papa I Papa II Papa III Cardinal Copia Papa IV Sister Imperator

You go to your first ritual and meet papa, following the adventures of the reader in the clergy. 😏 CW: -smut -shipping of ghouls and papa with reader -swearing Also may I add that I will be warning when smut is about to begin and when it is done so if your uncomfortable with it you can just skip it :) All people in this story is 18 and older If this story is similar to any other fics it's pure coincidence Ps: this is my first time writing so if it's terrible I am sincerely sorry 💀 And the writing gets much better in the later chapters, the first it shit lmfao.

Requests are always open so feel free to drop a comment if you'd like :)

It's cheesy and lame, you've been warned. So basically this is what my other TF story "Why Me?" Should have been. Instead of the 80s this takes place in the late 90s. I took my time with this story and actually had a sense of where it was going. Enjoy!