in which billie gets admitted into a reform school to atone for her crimes, but is unexpectedly arriving right in the middle of a roaring gang rivalry - one that paints the entire school in blood. "repeat after me, baby. jahseh, 'god said.' from the mouth of god." inspired by "St. Mary's" by @lilbilpeep ACHIEVEMENTS #25 in billie #18 in eilish #22 in billieeilish #2 in jahseh #2 in onfroy #47 in xxxtentacion #22 in jahsehonfroy

"your favorite patient is back." dedicated to peyton moonson, rest in paradise darling 🙏🏻

"yo, Athena, get over here" I turned my head and saw Billie. The last time we properly talked was like middle school, and she was just asking for an eraser. I stood up from my lunch table and made my way over. "yeah?" i asked with my arms crossed. "How about you and me play a little game?" she licked her lips. "what game?.." i asked skeptically. "30 Day Rule of course" she smirked. ____________________________________________ This book started from pure imagination until i remembered "To all the boys I've loved before" exists so lowkey embarrassing😭 🏅1st in #gay 🏅1st in #bil 🏅2nd in #eilish 🏅1st in #billie 🏅1st in #womenlovingwomen 🏅1st in #eilish 🏅6th in #whenweallfallasleepwheredowego 🏅2nd in #billie

World tours, TV shows, deadlines, millions of fans, anxiety, depression, they're just a few things Billie has to worry about. But when she meets your not so typical college computer nerd, can she help ease her burdens? CEO of awful description's. Gxg, g!p, #bottombillie #1 in billieeilish #4 in girlxgirl #1 in Gay And more than I can't be bothered typing.

"YOOO FIN WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT USING MY-" a girl with silver hair yelled, barging into the bathroom. "Well fuck me, you're not Finneas" the girl said, looking me up and down, drawing attention to the fact that only a towel was wrapped around me. "No I'm not, so get out!" "Woah mamas, you're in my bathroom, in my home and using what smells like my body wash so how about you get the fuck out" Lord help this girl and her audacity.

saudade /souˈdädə/ noun a nostalgic longing to be near again to something or someone that is distant, or that has been loved and then lost; the love that remains ============================== this is a sequel to "trouvaille" the description contains spoilers, so read "trouvaille" first :) ============================== three years after ending things with billie, ag is now working as a therapist. she's finally starting to get better. but she still thinks about what could've been. ============================== lowercase intended ============================== started: 5/6/2021 ended: 5/22/2021 ============================== achieved: ? #1 in #billieeilish 5/24/2022

"a whole ass angel," i declared. "the world does not deserve you, billie eilish." she giggled. "you don't think so?" i turned so that i was laying on my back now. i made grabby hands for her, then pulled her so that she was laying on top of me. i cupped her cheeks softly after she propped herself up a bit. "i know so. you're too good for this world; too pure." i murmured as i softly rubbed my thumb against her cheekbone. "yeah?" "yeah," i confirmed with a nod. "i'm so deadass right now. you are- you're an angel in my eyes." ============================== billie eilish gets bored of the same old 'perfect' life in heaven. she always watches the people on earth. she was envy of them. so one day, she leaves heaven to go see what earth is really like. ============================== lowercase intended ============================== disclaimer: this story is not meant to offend anybody of any religion. it's just for fun. ============================== started: 5/25/2021 ended: 6/21/2021 ============================== achieved: 🏅 #5 in #billieeilish 5/30/2021

"i hate being so far apart from you." ============================== in which billie eilish and casey ladner meet through social media ============================== lowercase intended ============================== started: 8/14/2021 ended: 9/2/2021

i watched as billie laughed loudly, throwing her head back as she did. her contagious laugh filled the room, making everyone else laugh as well. maybe detention isn't so bad after all. ============================== sage vance gets a month of detention after pushing a teacher down. in detention, she meets the class clown, billie eilish. ============================== lowercase intended ============================== g!p ============================== started: 6/28/2021 ended: 8/8/2021 ============================== achieved: 🏅 #1 in #billieeilish 7/7/2021 🏅 #1 in #eilish 7/6/2021 🏅 #3 in #gxg 2/9/2022 🏅 #2 in #wlw 10/26/2021