Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is going to tell you her story. Remember nothing is as simple as you always thought it was. @elizax3 created the cover. Now Complete.