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  • frosted
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    "why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

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  • Secondhand Embarrassment
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    in which lennon accidentally swipes right for noah on tinder and lands herself in the middle of a very sticky situation

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  • Snow Boots (#3)
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    "You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...

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  • His Pizza Girl ✔ {#2}
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    → SPIN OFF TO FLIRTLINE BLING When Isaac accidentally calls a local pizzeria, he meets Jenny, a sarcastic and witty girl, as perfect for him as you can imagine. Amidst late night conversations and constant bickering, can they become anything more than two bored people who call each other everyday? ...

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  • Heartbreak Hotline
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    [COMPLETE] "So imma need those digits." "Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-" "Of your credit card, you idiot." ═════════════════════════════ A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he meets up with Representative 103 who finds his situation quite amusing...

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  • Anger Management
    2.1M 176K 43

    ❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...

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  • Midnight Messages
    2M 102K 55

    Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser

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  • The Possibility of Us
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    "Mom?" "..." "Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came." "Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads." "Why on earth do you have pads?"

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  • Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️
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    ❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

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  • 1 AM Therapy | ✔
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    ❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in...

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