Wtf books to wheeze like a kettle
7 stories
Jyp  by zuccnicejobteam
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Reader x JYP COMPLETE Jyp was more than just a handsome and oh so talented and successful man ...he was mine UwU
Keeping Up With The Damn Kims || A BTS Crackfic  by potato_oppar
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The AWARD-WINNING Chronicle in the Fan Fiction World. (Ahem, self proclaimed.) The story of a brother and his awful sister. Kim SeokJin Versus Kim Kardashian West. Both bent on revenge. A saga in which you, your best friend and Jin survive the hardships of living under the same roof as the Kim family. Follow Jin on his journey to seek revenge, along with his six best friends who are all on a mission to defy the odds and take over the world. _____________________________________________________ "Saying 'the sunny teased like stampede sugar glider' is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant! " ~ Hope Street Journal "A remarkable, tear-jerking tale of seven crack heads." ~The New Yoongi Times "One of the most outstanding literary achievements of the present century." ~Oppa-politan "I feel like I know Kim SeokJin in a way. It feels as though I've always known him." ~HyunGuardian _____________________________________________________ Over 10 million copies sold world wide. Soon to be a major motion picture. Visit www.hitmanbangoppar/clickbait.com to know more about active procrastination, oppars, marijuana and BTS. _____________________________________________________ A BTS crackfiction. (DD/MM/YYYY) Started on 26/6/20 Ended on ??/??/?? Contains a bonus short story.
Bang Pd Imagines by bangpdfan
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Just some imagines for everyones bias
duolingo by HOBIJPG
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"u don't scare me u!! u fat chicken!!" in which the duolingo owl haunts jungkook over not taking his english lessons. bts crack/horror social media au
Sprite - Monster || A BTS Crackfic by potato_oppar
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How to make a Disaster ★☆☆☆☆ 1 Rating | No Reviews | No Photos By potato_oppar _____________________________________________________ Prep : unknown number of minutes Cook : 3 seconds Total : chaos Servings : 5 + 2 = 7 _____________________________________________________ Ingredients - • 1 happy Jung Hoseok • 1 genius Kim Namjoon • (n)Sprite can • (n)Rap music • 1 BangMan Hit • 1 tablespoon pixie dust • 1 Mickey Mouse surprise tool • 1/4 cup crack(optional) _____________________________________________________ Step 1 - Make 1 Jung Hoseok a sprite addict Step 2 - Make 1 Kim Namjoon a rap addict Step 3 - Put all the ingredients and addicts together Step 4 - Wait _____________________________________________________ Nutrition Facts - No calories No fat 100 grams stress 1 kg weed _____________________________________________________ A BTS Crackfiction. (DD/MM/YYYY) Started on 16/7/20 Ended on ??/??/??
my unexpected love // bang pd x reader by yeolhann
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"sARanGHe oPPaaaAAaAa" -you "AYO" *crowd cheers* "hitman bang introduces HIT IT the second audeeton" the crowd goes wild. (plz ignore/ ur welcome someone had to do it)
A Furry Love Story ( Yeontan x Holly ) by koyaminjoon
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Yeontan x Holly. A story about two doggos in love💜 Or should i say Puppy Love