❝ SOULMATES END IN TRAGEDY JUST AS OFTEN AS THEY END IN FORTUNE. ❞ In which Eden Hills is surprised by a visit from someone she never knew could've existed, and thrust into a world she never would've thought she would be in, but that's the least of her worries. People who want her dead are now out for her blood. Her past is catching up to her, and she isn't sure what she should do when it finally does. The only problem is, she can't quite seem to remember her past... * * * Book One of "The Heroes of Old" Trilogy. Highest Rankings: #1 in Apollo. #1 in Deities. #1 in Hermes. #1 in Olympus. #1 in Gods. #1 in Eden. WARNINGS: War and murder. Self-deprecating humor. Mentions of rape. PTSD. Some detailed, gore-y battle scenes.

Have you ever wondered why Hades seemed so chill? Or why Gaia didn't want to destroy the gods anymore? Why Aphrodite and Hephaestus never got a divorce? In this retelling of Greek myths, Eden Hills, with some (a lot of) help from Apollo, narrates the (supposedly) true myths in place of the twisted tales you learned in sixth grade. So buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be a long ride. * * * SPIN-OFF STANDALONE OF "THE HEROES OF OLD" SERIES. NOT A PERCY JACKSON FANFICTION I REPEAT NOT A PERCY JACKSON FANFICTION. UNEDITED FIRST DRAFT. NOTES: THIS TAKES PLACE AFTER THE TRILOGY, BUT THERE ARE NO MAJOR SPOILERS. THE SPOILERS ARE ALL OUT OF CONTEXT.