If you are fat and dumb and ugly and annoying, which you are, then this story is for you! Some info, in this story y/n uses they/them pronouns. This story can be for people of all races and genders. Also, I made this whole thing as a joke so pls don't take it to seriously bae 🥺🥺

:𝐢 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝗺𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐩 :𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝗺𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐢𝗺 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 :𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐤 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭 𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚'𝐬, 𝐬𝗼 𝐩𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝗼𝐮𝐭

don't take this seriously stop adding it to your reading lists

I'm surviving on stale Doritos weed and a monster whilst in my stitch onesie. cut me slack if this story is ass

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A love story, based off of true events. Meme btw.

When she determines that he’s too nice for his own good, Nick Bradley’s best friend Molly decides to toughen the gay boy up. Sadly for Nick, Molly’s method is to have Nick piss off Phillip Brooks, the bipolar badass of the school. The only way to keep Phil from beating him up is for Nick to stand up to him, and pretend that he’s tough and unafraid. Phil finds himself becoming interested Nick, a boy he’d never known before. When Nick realizes Phil may be interested in him in more ways than one, he knows he’s in deep trouble. If Phil finds out the truth, Nick is dead. But then Nick realizes things may be even worse when he finds out that he may be too attracted to Phil for his own good.

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

so sexc