Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might forget about it in like a day. We'll see. Note: If you're like me and cannot stand poorly written content, I suggest skipping to "Emotions (Grumbo)", as everything before that is pretty awful.

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

Oropolis is the most technologically advanced kingdom in the world, always growing and changing. Artise is the most powerful kingdom in the world magic-wise. Despite both being allied and both being as strong as they are, the rulers are still paranoid of possible threats from those hungry for their skills. So to secure their safety, the three kings agree to unite under one crown. And to do so, they place the heirs of the respecting kingdoms into an arranged marriage. But because they were both so young at the time of the arrangement, it gave them enough time to work out any details, such as where they would live, how they'd combine the lands, and more. But the one detail they seemed to have skipped over was allowing the two to spend time together. Welcome to yet another Bdoc AU book! This one will be much more of a slow-burn than my hero au :)

~This book contains shipping!~ Exactly as the title says! I try to be diverse in my writings by trying things like angst, but this book will probably mostly be fluff. I will label any and all trigger warnings, other than cursing, unless it's especially colorful. With shipping stuff, I of course am not shipping the actual hermits, but their minecraft personas. I do accept requests! Don't expect much from me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get them all online. I hope you enjoy! Started: 30/9/2020

The title says it all! Just a ton of hermit chats and incorrect quotes! E

"Grian, I hereby sentence you to be BANISHED from this land. Your acts have been deemed treasonous. You have one day to pack whatever you can carry and fly away." Scar smiled evilly from his seat atop the throne. "And don't try to return." What happens when a power-hungry ruler and a chaotic resistance leader clash? The fight for turf comes to a dark turn in Banished. ^*^ Warnings: LOTS OF INCONSISTENCIES BECAUSE THIS BOOK TOOK 3 YEARS FOR FINISH (might rewrite it) Angst, if that counts :) Betrayal. Blood. Definitely blood. Maybe death...? Still haven't decided- (Edit: there will be death) Imprisonment. Torture. Swearing. Possession. Platonic sibling-type shipping. Romantic shipping. NO SMUT A talking cat, perhaps? (Edit: S A S S Y K I T T Y) Evil alters- So I suggest you don't read if these things bother you. >:) (This book is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun...) ^*^ #1 in Helsknight - November 7th '21 #1 in Galactic - November 9th #1 in Mycelium - December 9th #1 in npg - January 19th '22 #1 in npcgrian - February 8th #1 in bdoubleo100 - February 18th #1 in cubfan135 - February 18th #1 in bdubs - February 18th #1 in grianst - April 6th #1 in evilx - August 3rd 10k reads: February 6th, 2021 20k reads: July 12th, 2021 30k reads: July 15th, 2022 40k reads: July 3rd, 2024