A short story of an abandoned bathroom stall door giving desperate, heartbroken girls relationship advice, hot guys incorrectly trying to woo hearts, a stupid dare in action, and irrationality ruling the minds of every character.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝ We are back to square one, we are back to being strangers.❞

He never knew life could be this way, but truly if he did, he wouldn't have cared. He cared about nothing, not even himself until her. Before her, he was empty/ Before her he knew nothing of joy or completion, and this is his journey to his life After her.

basically your thoughts in a strongly worded book humor #210 teen fic #328 (rants by rainydae) not meant to offend anyone. SERIOUSLY, DO NOT START COMMENTING THAT I STINK BC THIS ISN'T MEANT TO BE ALL LIGHTHEARTED AND ISH.

That day, we danced in the rain. [inspired by The Fault in Our Stars]

Anais Ross isn't known as the popular girl at school. What the heck, she isn't even considered a normal girl. She is a nerd, with braces, glasses, and don't forget the suspenders; her prize possession. A day doesn't pass by without Anais getting teased. She is the target for Ironwood Ridge's Football Jock, Travis, and his posse. They have been making Anais' High School experience a living hell. Anais being the innocent, quiet, scared girl she is, never has the courage to do anything about it. Until one day Anais has had enough. Travis takes his teasing to the next level and this is the last time he'll get away with it. Anais is sick and tired of being the target for Travis and his posse, tired of the torture they put her through on the daily basis. It's time for Travis to get a taste of his own medicine. You might ask how Travis will get the taste of his own medicine. Well, there's a little word called Revenge. Revenge will change everything. Copyright © Volleyqueen2222 2014

L-O-V-E: something that only happens in movies, books, and other fiction. I live in the real world. Heck, I have never even said that word. Bad words, I tell you. * * * Cassandra Evans does not believe in "love." Because of this term, people end up unhappy. She is the epitome of brutal honesty; one of her primary proclamations is "Everyone deserves the truth." She is strictly against lying and liars. Enter our foreign exchange student, Julian Aylmer. He is a happy-go-lucky ball of sunshine. He doesn't know the existence of the term "hate." The boy with the poke-worthy dimples cannot stand seeing the sorrow on her face. He makes a bet to help her experience what she has been pushing away. What happens when these opposites meet? Julian is keen on making Cassie feel the love around her, while Cassie is trying to teach this foreigner to see the reality. It isn't about making her fall in love, but rather making her realize the existence of what he calls a "beautiful illusion." Can Julian really change her mind? Will his "dah-ling" actually give him a chance? Hate vs. Love Make your bets. _______________ Cover by Plurbit Promoted by TheDuffMovie Winner of Wattpad Spotlight Contest. July 13th, 2014-July 18th, 2015

Before I start, if you found out you were adopted what would you do? Would you accept it? Or start looking for your family? Abby made her decision, she went looking. But she was shocked with what she found out. Her brother is Louis Tomlinson. The world famous pop star in the boy band One Direction. So what happens when she meets him, her family. Will her life turn upside down? Or will she turn everyone else's around? A world full of paparazzi, concerts, love and heartbreak, is she ready to face the world? Or even worse... Rejection? ************************************** All my works are copyrighted under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. This includes all chapters, prologues/epilogues and associated content. Any unauthorized copying, broadcasting, manipulation, distribution or selling of this work constitutes as an infringement of copyright. Any infringement of this copyright is punishable by law. ************************************** So another book dedicated to one of my closest friends Abby Keeley ( @Akeeley101 ) ! I may not be the biggest directioner but she really is. Send her a follow! Hope you enjoy :)

❝ you're the only boy who's ever made me forget about all the bad, you're my distraction ❞ © hemmkinks **warning: deals with depression/self harm/suicide throughout much of the story, don't read if this is a triggering subject for you.