Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke of Haywood, and if her father has his way, she’ll be marrying a Paladin, not becoming one. But Sam has never held much interest in playing damsel-in-distress, and so she rescues herself from a lifetime of boredom and matrimonial drudgery. Pity that Tristan Lyons, the Paladin assigned to train her, is none other than the hero of her childhood. He hasn’t recognized her as Lady Samantha--yet-- but if he does, he’ll take away her sword and send her packing. Sam is not the only trainee hiding secrets: Braeden is a half-demon with a dark past that might be unforgivable. Sam, Braeden and Tristan set out for the western coast, charged with rooting out an infestation of demons that has made the West unlivable. As they travel, they uncover a deep-seated corruption of power that threatens to derail everything they stand for. Rebellion stirs, led by a rival faction of warriors who tempt Sam to join them with an irresistible offer. A war between men is coming, and Sam must pick a side. Will saving the kingdom cost her life -- or just her heart? Reminiscent of Mulan, but with a medieval fantasy twist, Paladin is a tale of adventure, action, and romance.

Brian Walker, the IT guy at a small government contractor, has two problems. First, he hasn't had his morning coffee, and second, a strange voice in his head claims an alien invasion is underway. Solving the least pressing of the two should be pretty simple, but that leaves the coffee issue to deal with! Still, what if that voice is telling the truth? Brian's lunch buddy, Dale, thinks so-but then, he also thinks the government has been putting mind control drugs in the water supply. After deciding to trust the voice in his head, all he needs is a first-rate team to face off against the aliens. He ends up with a Princess Bride fanatic (with eyes for him), a conspiracy theorist, and a cosplayer. Follow Brian and his ill-equipped band of office workers, as they try to save the world from well-meaning aliens that have finally lost patience waiting for the human race to kill itself off.

"Don't die before we get back." Tommy shot back, unable to bring himself to smile. He turned and started towards the store. "C'mon Tubbo." Tubbo followed him, jogging slightly to catch up. "Man my legs feel fantastic." Tommy snorted and gave him a look. "What?" "After all those hours in the car, man." Tubbo raised his eyebrows. "Do your legs not feel fantastic?" "My legs feel like jelly." Tommy said, and despite it all he was grinning like the idiot that he was. "But hey, let's be fair. Maybe thats from the car trip and not the world ending." --- MCYT AU, BOOK 2!!! This is a direct sequel to The Year We Had. Please read that first, otherwise this will not make sense. FINAL WORD COUNT: 215,647 CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNINGS: These themes apply for the entire book. If this is not the book for you, that's more than okay. Please read with care. -Graphic depictions of violence -Themes of death/character death -Themes of abuse -Themes of suicide ideation More minor content warnings will be placed at the beginnings of chapters that contain that material. Please read with care, and stop if need be <3

In a distant land, there were 2 teens who took care of all the mobs, passive and agressive, on the island. They lived a peaceful life, of which was far away from any sorts of civilization. The pair were best friends, practically unrelated brothers, and their names were Tommy and Tubbo. Each day, the two would do their daily routine of tending to all the mobs, crops, and the land, and their life was undisturbed by any outsiders, until one day, when a group of adults docked their boats at the edge of the island. Well, looks like Fate had a special surpise planted for both of the two groups, you could say. New AU! I found this AU on Twitter, and it's obviously not mine. NO SHIPS. Sorry to dissapoint you, but that's just how the story goes. All of these characters are real people (except for the mobs), and this story is not canon. At all. Anyways, hope you enjoy!

sbi/dt au i've decided to write for fun :) - tommy centric ^^ i'm not good with summaries so just read it it's so pog you know you wanna read you know you wanna oooooo don't have art credits for the cover bc i saved it from a tik tok a while ago,, not my fanart tho !!

Sapnap is a psychology student who has been allowed to work into a mental hospital for a few months so to gather the informations he needs to write his final thesis. The building is very large, with dozens of patients with different mental illnesses and peculiar behavior for him to study. Several are here by their own choice, wishing to get better and re-enter society, but some... are forced to stay, for they are a danger to others and themselves. Unfortunately, a young boy by the name of Karl, belongs to the latter group. WARNING: THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN SEVERAL MENTION OF MENTAL ILLNESSES AND DIFFERENT TRAUMA, I'LL PUT WARNINGS BUT STILL, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, KEEP READING AT YOUR OWN RISK. This story is dedicated to all the people who are suffering from a mental disorder, instability, or have a person important to them who is mentally ill. Know that you can reach out for help and that you're never alone =^_^= 3° in #karljackobs 20/06/2021 POG! 1° in #sapnap 22/06/2021 Let's goo!! 2° in #ranboo 26/06/2021 why?! XD 1° in #karlnap 29/06/2021 WE DID IT!!

Montville Academy. A prestigious boarding school known for their high-achieving graduates. Wilbur, Techno and Tommy Watson. Known for getting kicked out of four schools in four years. ---------- "What the fuck do you mean boarding school?" Tommy demanded, screwing up his nose and looking at his father with disgust. "You can't be serious." "Nope. Completely serious." Phil said calmly, his hands folded on the table in front of him. "It's pretty much my only option, at this point." "How is this your only option?" Wilbur asked, raising an eyebrow and leaning back in his chair. "There's another two schools that we haven't done yet." "You really think they'd want to touch any of you after what you did at Willow Park?" - - - - MCYT BOARDING SCHOOL AU FINAL WORD COUNT: 109,205 cross posted to A03

"There's a moment where the brunette hesitates to wake him up. With all that's happened he only looks at peace when he sleeps." ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ ﹋﹋﹋﹋ Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy decide to run away. Tommy is an optimist, Techno likes to disappear for days at a time and Wilbur is just trying to keep his makeshift family together. Philza notices a struggling teenager and tries his best.

Royal Rose (Book 1) Leo's been hiding her identity for years to fight in the arena where women are not allowed. She got away with it so far and won all her battles, but what if she was assigned as the Princess' personal protector and hiding her identity became much more complicated than before. #1 gxg #1 girlxgirl #1 lesbian #1 gay #1 pride #1 historicalfiction #1 knight #4 medieval #11 lgbt #17 romance 🏅PRIDE AWARDS WINNER 2022 (Historical Fiction)

(Maybe re-continued??) Tommy was far from perfect, he was loud and obnoxious, and...You get the point. To get to the point, he wasn't anywhere near the perfect child. Not to mention the fact that he's almost 16. No one wanted to adopt a 16-year-old. So, when Phil Minecraft, a rich man who already has two 18-year-old boys, offers to foster Tommy, he's shocked. (just to clarify I don't really know anything about how the foster care/adoption system works,this is just how I'm choosing to write about it) (COVER ART BY @SHROO.BERRI) -#35 in Tommyinnit April 13th 2021 #96 in Adoption April 27th 2021 -74 in Angst With A Happy Ending-May 3rd 2021 -57 in Sbi-May 3rd 2021 -10 in angst with a happy ending-May 15th 2021 -1 in angst with a happy ending-July 7th 2021 -2 in Sbi Adoption July 29th