Looking for a way to kill someone? Maybe you're trying to give them a slow, painful death, or perhaps a fast, effective one. Whatever your reasons for committing murder may be, you can find endless ways to kill people here.. **NOTE; THIS BOOK IS CREATED FOR COMEDY AND HORROR PURPOSES ONLY. NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. MURDER IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE (obviously..duhh) SO DON'T REPORT ME OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE. SO DON'T TRY ANY OF THESE THINGS. IF SOMEBODY ENDS UP DEAD BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK, I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE, I PUT UP A WARNING.** Hah. Enjoy my lovelies. And don't kill people. If you do, you get no skittles.

I still remember the moment I laid my eyes on her, her smiles that are quite familiar, the mature scent, the scent of glaze lilies. Could it be you? 6,000 years have long passed, would I be able to see you once again? Will I be able to see the flowers bloom again? If I decided to live as a mortal, will you help me and show me how to be and how to understand humans?

❝in the midst of all the chaos, he found peace; with her. ❞ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓! 𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ✃- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -៚ ❐ ៚ ❐ in which a mortal with no vision is saved by a rather tiny, tsundere adeptus named xiao, and now she won't let him go. after all; finders, keepers. but keeping a person with a dangerous past is not easy, and finding your way back home is harder than it seems. ✃- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -៚ ❐ © 𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐚, 2020 cover made/designed by @xinrist