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Beauty of the Beast by ih8nuts
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Sadie Kingston, a shy, quiet, noble, soft-hearted soul stuck within the shifter world. A human amongst a people governed entirely by their animal instincts. This sweet, innocent woman is thrown into the thick of things, when a negotiation with the rising power of the land goes awry. Unexpectedly taken as a glorified hostage, she finds herself in a sticky predicament with an entirely too delicious for his own good, Balthazar. A man renowned for his bloodthirsty demeanor. Balthazar, a name that sends even the strongest men scurrying in terror. The new ruler over the barbaric and brutal shifters of the mountains, one of the few polar bear/lion hybrids to make it to adulthood, he is rumored to be an astoundingly savage and brutal shifter. A shifter ferocious and dangerous enough to take on an army by himself and is cold-blooded and heartless; a master at murder.
Broken: a Draco Malfoy Love Story by sarahslytherin
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The Malfoy and Burke families are two of the most wealthy, pure-blooded wizarding families living upper-class lives. Womanizer Draco Malfoy and queen bee Alexia Burke are the next generation living under the influence of their rich, narcissistic families, constantly being watched by the press and their parents. The two are used to the pressure, but when Alexia's best friend and boyfriend betray her, she struggles to keep her perfect image. She is thrown into the reality of humiliation and heart ache, with only Draco to save her. As Draco helps Alexia to find herself once again, he develops something he fears the most; serious feelings. Their troubles lead to them waking up in the same bed, causing misunderstandings and testing their friendship... could it become something more? Or will their friendship be broken forever?
Empire of Dreams by jonoyuk
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Set in the Golden Age of the Islamic Empire under the Abbasid Caliphate comes an epic love story! Ali and Laila are two headstrong individuals who've been roped into an unwanted marriage. What happens when two lost souls tie the knot? Do they succumb to each other or do they fight for their freedom? Will sparks fly or will they burn the whole Abbasid dynasty to the ground? Highest Rankings: #1 in South Asian ✨ #1 in Middle East ✨ #2 in Nikkah ✨
The Sex God's Trilogy by Youreguiltypleasure
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"You have no fucking idea how long I've been wanting to do this." He started with my heals as he kneeled between my legs. He removed the right one first dragging it out as he grazed my foot with his fingertips. The next one came off and my breath hitched as his gaze trained on the soaking wet spot between my legs. "Do you wax or shave?" "Wax." My voice was quiet making sure to mind my vocabulary. His intake of breath followed by his hands trailing up and up until it reached the zipper of my dress. Unzipping me he stood up to tug the dress off me to fall on the floor. My white lacy set of borrowed lingerie were fully exposed to him now and he was taking his time to look me over. As if I was some prized possession he's always wanted. He undid the white bra making my breasts bounce. "Spread your legs for me." ********* Rose Chase, dedicated med student had her entire life planned out. Until the day she walked into her apartment to find her boyfriend fucking her guy best friend. Devastated and questioning her own sexiness she rushes in the club with a vendetta a world now knew who she was.. Mason Coldwell, spoiled rotten sex god and ex friend of Rose Chase. Going out one night for a night of fun after revealing Rose's identity to the world. He goes out to a club to alleviate the old scars Rose opened up and to his surprise finds the very virgin Rose in his bed in the morning. At least she WAS a virgin. Who would have thought, the man she thought to be her demise, might be her salvation. (Mature scenes 18+ recommended to read) Highest rating #2 in romcom. ;)
Sovereign Love | Reign (completed) by motelmoth
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You were my crown. ---- *completed but being edited* OC x Charles x Bash
Regal [Sebastian De Poitiers] {editing} by FelixValois
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|1st Place Diamond Winner of the Gem Awards 2017!| A quiet knock shook her out of her gloom. She hesitated on the door knob, before pulling it open. Bash. His eyes shone in the candle light, and yet he could find no words. He pushed open the door haphazardly, melding his lips to hers in an instant. Her door clicking shut behind him. He pressed her against the worn oak, his hands remaining steadfast on her waist. It was everything he wanted and everything he couldn't have.
Ravished by the Pirate by NormaRodman
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Cassandra didn't know what was wrong with her. Why didn't any of the Earls and Barons appeal to her? As a woman of four and twenty living in 1804 England, she was expected to be wed by now. After running away from an embarassing dance lesson, she ends up at The Vixen Inn, run by her friend, Sophia Brook. While there, a bounty hunter and his prisoner,Jeremy Hawkins, seek refuge from a storm. Can the outlaw pirate, set for a date with the gallows, be the man who can give her what she craves? I read some of the comments where people were upset about the mores of the time. It's not my personal belief. I'm just reflecting what people believed in those days. I appreciate comments. Most people don't use swear words, and I and most readers appreciate that. Please refrain from using swear words in your comments.
Precious Cargo by RogueBeautyQueen
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(Warning: Rated R) "Now your turn."He watched as she bit her bottom lip and studied what he had written before. She softly said each letter as she wrote it. As he watched her lips slowly moving, he moved to her neck as though in a trance and gently kissed it. Caroline pressed her eyes from the sensation. Byron gently turned her face to him and feverishly kissed her plump lips and pulled her closer. She placed her hands on both sides of his face as he kissed her. When his mouth went back to her neck, her brow wrinkled at the sensation of his fingertips on the bare flesh that was right above her garters. As they traveled closer to her intimate area, she gasped and stopped his hand, "No Byron! Please!" Caroline Jacobs life has never been simple. Especially when you are the indentured servant of a soon to be duchess. With their sails in the wind, the voyage takes an ugly turn when their ship is attacked by privateers. Was this by chance or was this kidnaping planned? Byron Wright, a ruthless, cold and handsome privateer couldn't refuse the dukes offer of kidnaping his fiancé. The only issue is, that the soon to be duchess and maid switched places. What is he to do with an beautiful young servant while at sea?
Valknut by arathi1
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Medieval Scotland (Pictland) 650 AD Several tragic deaths... a misunderstanding, and an escape from certain death. After his father's violent death, Kieran and his mother escape to neutral lands. On the cusp of adulthood, the past catches up with him and takes everything he had... well almost. As he struggles with his demons, both real and imaginary, he finds love and support in unexpected corners. Read on to learn more of how an entire nation crumbled... all because of a terrible misunderstanding between two clans that had become so much more. The terrible wars fought on both sides, the ever-growing grudges, the spreading darkness, the lives lost and blood split. And somewhere in the midst of that darkness, a spring brought on by new love and hope for a new reign.
Submitting To Her Scottish Lord✅  by PearlOjo
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She should just lean in and kiss him that could do the trick. She could feel his arousal press into her from where he had lifted her onto the wall. He wanted her but why was he so damn stubborn. Her breath caught in her throat as he leaned dangerously close to her face. She had had her fair share of experiences with men before but didn't understand why this man made her blush. His brown hair that always looked ruffled like he just got out of bed tempted her to run her hands through it and his full pink lips moved ever so graciously as he spoke. "I promise you dear Lady Wife." The words sounding more endearing with his lilt, "When I finally grant you your request, I'll leave you sore and bedridden for many days to come." At that he dropped her onto wobbly feet without so much as a glance at her.