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How I Met Your Mumza by Mindless_Muffin_
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Based on this tweet from @simpingboisinc on Twitter: "au where techno is mumza's son, Wilbur is Phil's son. They are doppelgangers. Then at an airport one day, Phil accidentally takes techno and mumza takes Wilbur. They don't notice until the planes take off. So they get each other's numbers from their sons and agree to take care of each other's kids until they can meet up, which is in a week because they both have emergencies. So mumza and Phil start texting regularly to check up on their sons, but they also feel a connection. When they meet up, it's a big holy shit, it's my soulmate moment" TLDR: Phil and Kristin tell Tommy the chaotic story of how they met. All credit for the cover art goes to @ vantaasy on twitter. Please please please go give them a like and follow, their work is amazing! Also, if the original artist wants me to remove the cover, I gladly will :)
Why Me? {Magical Boys Benchtrio} by MoonGazer215
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"Take it and run." Phil told him. Ranboo stared at the sythe in his hands. The most powerful magic weapon in the world. The world that was currently being destroyed. Technoblade and Schlatt, the wielders of the other two powerful weapons have already been captured, and it was only a matter of time until He came for Phil. "W-w-what do I do!?" Ranboo cried. Phil opened the rift, "Find the other weapons. now go!" That was the last thing Ranboo heard as he was pushed into the rift. ~~~ In full honesty I just thought Accidental Magic Boys Tommy and Tubbo would be a hilarious idea for a fic.
Demigod SMP | DSMP x HoO Crossover | Book 1 by Auiak_BW
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So I made a Dream SMP x PJO + HoO crossover since apparently there aren't enough of them. Better than it sounds, I promise. Constructive criticism is welcomed. Tell me any mistakes I made. The art in this fanfic, PJO, and HoO aren't mine, they belong to their rightful owners unless I say otherwise. There will be no ships except for the canon PJO and HoO ones. CW//Cussing and yelling. Bits of my au. (It's still similar to canon and makes sense!) Spoilers for the Dream SMP, Percy Jackson books, and Heroes Of Olympus Books. (Read at your own risk) TW//Blood, angst, panic attacks, past trauma (ahhh yes pain and angst) This fanfic also includes irl Minecraft, so the mcyts have inventories, comms, etc. Some things and timelines are altered to fit with the story but almost all of it is canon. Later on some mcyts will be sent into the HoO series' timeline. The first arc starts around the time when Tommy was just exiled and Ranboo joined. This is also right before the Titan War until arc 2.
Sleepy Bois Inc Incorrect Quotes by Lolkokolala
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Just like the title said. Incorrect quotes.
The Downcast of Today by AnUnstableMCYTAddict
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A Ranboo angst story this time! This one will be slightly different from my other stories. This will be C!Ranboo however basically it's irl? So they stream, but they look like the characters and have the same personality, but it's not in Minecraft, everything is real-life based. There will be trigger warnings, and sorry if I don't cover every one. Also to be clear, this turned out to only be light angst but there is still self harming references and eating disorder reference, possible derealization but I'm not sure. Ranboo lives alone but is going to visit Tubbo in a month or so, and he has memory loss of course. Tubbo is half goat as well as Lani and Tubbo's parents in this. This is an AU please do keep that in mind. If you have questions about this book feel free to DM me. The title artwork is by riotwasp on Twitter Real names won't be used in this as I don't want to cross anyone's boundaries, and there will only be RanbooxTubbo in this story I don't spellcheck my stuff after writing, so sorry about the grammar started- 7/20/2021 finished- 8/6/2021 He laid there, he knew he was depressed, you should've seen his arms and legs. Ranboo was meant to meet up with Tubbo within the next 2 weeks. He needed to mentally prepare and find out ways to hide his scars. He sighed grabbing one of his memory books, writing, "hide sadness from anyone but self." No one would have to worry.
Oh, We Can Be Heroes by fookingbananas
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tommy is a flight risk, and his new caseworker isn't letting him fly away. or when phil is a knock-off charles xavier, but tommy doesn't even know it. THIS GETS PRETTY DARK IN SOME CHAPTERS Originally on Ao3, but why not put it on here :) follow my twitter: @reya090701 cover by @artemis_fang313 on twitter
TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by idonotloveyouboo
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"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.
Another Superhero AU Cause I'm A Sucker For Them {Sleepy Boi Inc} by MoonGazer215
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Phil had never seen shifters like these three kids. Where had the come from? Well it didn't matter as his twins had already taken a liking to them. And maybe he had as well. Or: Phil, Techno, and Wilbur are heros that spontaneously adopt the Bench Trio
Peer pressure duo oneshots by f1rebugz
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A bunch of one shots of Techno and Ranboo :) Fluff, angst and I take ideas for chapters Many trigger warnings for the angst chapters Also the first few chapters aren't good so if you don't like them please skip to a well written chapter! On February 8th, 2021 this book was ranked #1 for the Ranboo tag
Orphan Spider by Twizzle_n
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During the day, Peter Parker is just an average teenager, except for the fact that he's an orphan living in an abusive orphanage. But during the night, he's the famous Queens vigilante Spider-Man. What will happen when Peter becomes an intern for Stark Industries and the Avengers are sent to capture his alter-ego? | | | | Story Started: ~30/8-19~ Story Ended: ~13/1-20~ Cover by: Banannersandwich on instagram