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Diamonds are a Man's Best Friend by senecas_beard
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Villain System? Gah, who needs one of those low-class things! The 'Diamonds are Love, Diamonds are Life System' is so, so much better and of higher grade! Created by the Goddess of Life and Wealth, this system is the only one of its kind and is ranked above all those other stupid peasant systems! Unlike the others, he could simply choose a soul and not have any consideration for said person's feelings. And of course, he chose a young man-boy named Jess obsessed with his favourite thing - DIAMONDS! System: Oh Host, I love you just as much as I love diamonds! Now let's bet!!! You win, you get one of my diamonds, I win and I get some of yours! MC (the one who introduced betting to the poor system): Hehe, of course! You're really just feeding your ones to me at this point DalDal~ ML: Bambi, as long as you come with me forever, you don't need to bet for any diamonds! Why?Because I will buy you all the diamonds you want! [ This is a BL (BXB) book so if you don't like that sort of thing, then don't read~ ] Highest Rank: #18 in FANTASY
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Reincarnated as the Villain? by Sweetiecitrus
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Edward Jones was a pretty average guy he ran a fairly popular bakery and had a love of otome games but other than that he was completely average then one day after saving a young girl from a truck he gets reincarnated as the villain in an otome game he recently finished Oh and did I mention he's gay?
System:  A villain's last wishes by Lilshanes
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Shion know's that he was going to die, He had a fragile body and heart but he wants to have a normal experience, To laugh hard, to cry, to play with a friends and to love someone but with this kind of body what can he do? Even chuckling is prohibited. [Oh! Oh! if you want to experience life then make a contact with me! i will bring you to countless world!] A system who introduces himself as 01 pop out of my life. [I'm system that was called 'Villain's last wishes' system! (≧▽≦) You just have to accomplish their wish before they died, As simple as that!] 01 explain exitedly. "Alright, let's make a contract" Shion gently nodded his head. -Shion after several worlds- "Fuck! system come out!" Shion Angrily called 01. [Host it's bad to curse....... (ಥ﹏ಥ)] 01 said. "What is this? You said that this man is a straight!" Shion lifted the man hands that keep wandering inside of his clothes. [Host i don't know what happened, According to the details that man is really straight.] 01 couldn't help but cry in the corner. "Love, it's your fault making me like this, so you have to take responsibility" The man shamelessly demand and continued his hand from touching him. -One hour later- "Fuck..... i'm going to kill you, you perverted man....ahh...ahh" Shion lays in bed tiredly. *chuckles* "you can try love, i'm all your's" The man hugged the panting shion. _____________________- Hello! it's another system storyl ヽ(^o^)丿 Note:The images that you will see in this book is not mine
Help! The Protagonist Wants To Eat Me! by peerlesscucumber
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"I transmigrated into my own novel?!" Wang Yun Fan was a newbie author of 21st century China. Upon coming back from an award ceremony, his old friend Xu Yan Bing whom he had once made a crappy Stallion novel (Harem Novel) with contacted him out of nowhere. 'The Immortal Demon Path' A writing catastrophe and a character developer's nightmare, even to the point of making the author feel bad about the life of his characters; specifically the cannon fodder villain which had the same name as he. But in the middle of the conversation, a dark figure appeared in his room and scared him unconscious. When Wang Yun Fan opened his eyes, his modern world was quickly replaced by an ancient one. Can he fix the story's shitty plotline and undeveloped characters? Can he avoid death from the main protagonist and do it without being too OOC? Let's find out~ P.s I'm bad at descriptions so please bear with me--and the story is meant to be fun, silly, and somewhat exhaggerated. Like a parody I suppose! Hope you all enjoy! P.p.s Similar stories of The protagonist transmigrating into a novel as the antagonist that is way better than this one that you can check out: -The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System -I've Led The Villain Astray, How Do I Fix It? -Every Day The Protagonist Wants To Capture Me Disclaimer: I do not own the cover picture. Plz send tips on making covers. This is a temporary one.
Known To Be A Waste : 7th Young Master by chanini101
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He was a well-known person in the business world, nicknamed "The Demon Emperor, " To the public he was just the usual wealthy businessman but to those who truly knew him knows of his ties to the underworld. After a sniper attack, he transmigrated into the body of an abandon 7th young master who pitifully died under the hands of his very own Clan. Changing his fate of being labelled a trash and overcoming plenty of obstacles, he unexpectedly caught the attention of a certain shameless man. Lin Mingyu: ARGHHH....go away you perverted bastard! Wangye: B-but wifeeeeee... [ All Images are not mine but found on google and Pinterest, so credit to the artist who drew them.]
SYSTEM: Filling the Pitholes by NinjaSmashingOnions
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Due to his rotten sick in the head twin sister, Lu Yan got himself in an unfortunate predicament wherein he got bound to a system named Ah Bao, who so kindly told him that he is a 'Pitholes Filling System', so to say he now becomes the protagonist's committed self-proclaimed meat shield against all odds. However, after being thrown to various worlds only to look on that hot body oozing with sizzling pheromones really burns his eyes, that dripping wet jet black hair, with a pair of sharp narrowed upslanted eyes, down to his tall bridge nose and reddish seductive lips that makes your throat dries up in heat, long smooth neck with a sexy Adam's apple urging you to take bite, coupled with a tanned brown firm chest added with 8 blocks of hard abdominal muscles, down to that pair of strong long but slender legs where in between them is a size so unforgettable, so hard, making his already tight pants tighter. Argh, the torture to this pitiful virgin who hasn't experience pleasure in his life! But alas! His happiness was already sealed by Ah Bao's work first before pleasure. After crossing worlds Lu Yan's self control is wearing thin. Because there will always be that someone who's so shameless. ??: My dick just died, can I bury it in your hole? Lu Yan: ....... ??: I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any opening? Lu Yan: ........ ??: I'm a zombie, can I eat you in and out? Lu Yan: ...... 'Shit!!' ??: I heard you got a lover? *sneer Lu Yan: ?? ??: Stop pretending! I know that this here *points at his lower member, is what you want all along. Lu Yan: I'm a singer. What about you? ??: What a coincidence, me too, wanna hear a song? Lu Yan: Sure. ??: *whispers in his ears* Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car. --------------------- Lu Yan: ......'Ah Bao, can I push this man down? Cuz, hot damn! This is really testing my limits! Argh! Ah Bao: hm? Host, please do your job accordingly. Hurhur~~
Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on! by illimin
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To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'