Y/n is admitted to a rehab program for those with a sexual tellytubby addiction. During rehab, she meets another tellytubby addict named Timothy Chalamet and her life is never the same.

there is a 22% chance any character you like will fuck shrek in this story Every fandom EVER is a part of this book. You want romance? comedy? murder mystery? drama? we have it all. Enjoy. Or throw up. Or cry. Its up to you, Y/N.