if you are very easily triggered, please don't read this. i don't think this is very graphic, but please be cautious i don't want anyone hurting themselves. inspired by forest by twenty one pilots

a collection of GNR one-shots

Noelian // Noel Fielding x Julian Barratt // Prison AU // Completed // Noel Fielding is allegedly a mass murderer and Julian Barratt is the head of security and head counsellor at the prison Noel has been placed at to live out the rest of his days before his public execution. Between questionable innocence and naughtiness behind closed bars, will they get caught for the crime of inappropriate lust? // 'the whole is greater than the sum of its parts'

Noelian Fanfic <Julian's POV> 'This was a one night stand, wasn't it? That's what he kept saying. That I can't get attached and it was just one night of great sex and he was skipping town soon anyway. I had to leave him behind. No, he was leaving me behind' AU: Noel Fielding goes by the alias 'Spider' in his famous rock band 'The Mighty Boosh'. Julian Barratt is a penniless writer who lives with his Boosh-enthused friend Rich Fulcher. Neither believe in love until they spend one night together. Although Noel is set on keeping a relationship with his radio-host girlfriend Lliana as well as hiring prostitutes and Julian wants to forget about the whole ordeal and focus on his novels, they always find themselves gravitating towards each-other under any and all circumstances.

-Howince Chapter Fic- -Complete- Vince can hide behind a cigarette and he can stare blankly at the phone but he'll never regret his past. The only thing he'll ever regret is pushing his lover Howard to his breaking point and letting him leave. Amongst yearning to break free of his mourning and start living his life again he can't help but reminisce over their lost love. All chapters named after songs and includes at least one lyrical sentence from said song, (bolded) ^_^ x Credits and Songs used at the end.

AU: Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt are two aspiring comedians, fifteen years apart, who spontaneously meet one night and frolic on the streets of Broadstairs, England. Yet they decide to part ways and not see each-other again after that night to keep it special; that is until six years later when they unexpectedly meet in Julian's apartment for a party his wife is throwing. Circumstances throw them together again and for a more prolonged period of time when Noel becomes Julian's cleaner and handyman for a cottage he had bought years ago but never got around to fixing up. With the help of alcoholism, adultery and an armchair, the two find themselves more connected and unwilling to part than ever.

The book of oneshots nobody asked for. Tbh if I ever do write a oneshot for them, I'll put it in here. I am a disgrace to Anne Rice Please just fucking end my sufferingn

Tré has been begging to Billie for the longest time to let his split personality St.Jimmy come out during sëx, today he might just get what he wanted. Warning: Boyxboy,smut,dom & sub,spanking,safe word use