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dada gru 🙈😍💋

It's Christmas Eve and papa Smurf's been invited to your home tonight. I'm so sorry

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe

A villain on the streets and in the sheets

Ranked #2 in 'silverthehedgehog' stories! Ranked #1 in 'taiream' stories! - It has been seven years of peace following the grueling war with Eggman and his army. Though it took time to rebuild what they have lost, life for the Freedom Fighters could not be better. Whether it's finding love or trying to run from their past, celebrating post-war times has been different for each them. All is well until a silver hedgehog comes knocking on Amy Rose's door to deliver the tragic news about an incredible force that seems to be the cause of the future's destruction. Will anyone believe the mysterious hedgehog's cry for help? Or will he be left to fight for his future alone? Read to find out!

These are some goofy ass one-shots. Read if you dare. MWAH

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

context:you are famous and at an award ceremony you meet danny devito you ask him the question "are you a bottom?" also:there is cursming so beware NAUR WHO OUT HERE READING THIS I WROTR THIS LIKE 2 YEARS AGO AT 3 AM PLEASE 😭😭 i swear im not this unfunny anymore pls 💀