Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Friday the 13th of September 2013.. Friday the 13th, considered the unluckiest day of the year, the day people fear.. it's also Niall Horan's 20th Birthday. Having his birthday on Friday the 13th doesn't really bother him until his dad reminds him of what happened on his last birthday, which was on Friday the 13th in 2002. Bad things happened, and as terrifying events unfold, Niall is positive that what happened on his Friday the 13th birthday all those years ago has returned to finish what it started. But is Niall just paranoid or are his friends and families lives in great danger?

He has a nice side, but he also has a dark side. That one side that makes chills run throughout my body. I never thought of when meeting him my life would fall downhill. I never imagined it or pictured it. It came to sudden. His body could tower over me as the vein in his neck is noticeable. Does it scare me? Yes, it scares me deeply. I would do anything to reverse that day and get my life floating into a normal direction. The direction where I was the ordinary un-noticeable stabled Lylia Jones.

❝That's a little too personal considering we just met.❞ ><><><>< Once upon a time, Dakota's dad has been in jail since she was fourteen for a crime he didn't commit. So, she has been living with her best friend, Kadence, who moved to America from England when they were both seven. Kadence's childhood best friend that she left behind but certainly didn't lose contact with is now part of the world famous boy band One Direction. When the boys come to visit during the summer, Dakota begins to have more than friendly feelings for a seemingly off limits childhood friend. However, she feels that she can't act on her feelings because as far as she knows, it's someone else's fairytale.

“Promise you’ll never forget me?” I begged, my vision blurry with tears. “I promise.” Kate Robinson and Liam Payne were childhood sweethearts, having known each other from the age of three. But when they hit sixteen, Liam left Wolverhampton for the X Factor, leaving his and Kate's relationship lost and forgotten. So when they meet again at a London University, will their love be rekindled or will Liam have let fame get to his head?

Life is a funny thing, the moment you think you've got everything figured out, something comes around and turns it all upside down. Katerina is an just average girl looking for her prince charming. Niall was this lucky boy but following his dream he decided to audition for the X-factor which was the reason for them to break up. But it was all a lie that they thought they could possibly move on. The girl will run into the boy,the boy won't let her go and the real story begins. His love for her will get even stronger but what happens when he doesn't get the same feelings back?When Kate is falling hard for his best friend,Zayn?When Zayn is engaged to Perrie?When Ryan,another boy,is determined to get Kate?It’s hard to pretend that you love someone when you don’t, but it’s even harder to pretend that you don’t love someone when you really do. And that's how it goes.....

DONT NOT READ THIS BOOK, THIS WAS WRITTEN IN LIKE 2012 AND ITS HORRIBLE AND I APOLOGIZE ( IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED OR RE-WRITTEN ) READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ---------- Jessica was a normal girl. She was given up for adoption at birth and since she found out she was adopted she has been searching for her biological parents. After a long search she finally finds them. Maura and Bobby Horan. Who knew? They decided to give her up because of Niall only being a year old. Once Niall knows he wants to meet Jess. Will they click and become close friends or will they imediatly hate each other? What about the rest of the boys in One Direction?

“Playing hard to get are we?” Harry murmured under his breath. Their faces were so close together and Mikayla could feel his agitated heartbeat. Her heart was flipping too and she knew he could feel it, but she wasn’t going to show any weakness at his charms. His arm was at the side of her head as he leaned even closer, his minty breath starting to hit her lips. Harry kept coming closer and closer. “I try,” was her only answer, driving Harry insane, as she flipped him around and pushed him against the wall. She continued, “But it´s hard when it comes to you.” She liked him, and she knew it. Mickie knew the way boys like Harry worked, and she knew just the way drive them crazy. When they didn’t get what they wanted. “What are you going to do about that?” Harry whispered, feeling small against her boldness and loud ways. She pressed her index finger against Harry’s lips, silencing him. “First,” she mumbled, getting closer. She knew it was working, Mickie smirked. “I’m gonna kiss you here,” she mused lowly, pointing at his lips. Slowly; painfully slowly for Harry’s sake, she started to lean in. Mickie brushed her bottom lip against Harry’s and then, to his dismay she pulled away. She continued as she saw Harry’s lip trembling, “Now close your eyes,” she ordered, and he obliged. “And then?” Harry´s voice trembled. “Then,” said Mikayla as she pressed her lips against his ear, “I’m going to walk away.” And she did just that. + + + + + A story by Valerie Gold and Isabelle Lovett.