Zodiac signs. What's yours?

Zodiac Signs! [[ highest rank: 31 in random ]] I dare you to binge on this book // completed // || I LOVE READING YOUR COMMENTS || Don't get offended if it's not exactly you, these are stereotypes. Also, don't tell me if its not you. Have fun reading. Credits to tumblr Have a great day :)

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Ever wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever again!". Well fuck that. Cuz I'm going to do this MY way. *Tries to do a sassy hair flip* *fails* THIS BOOK IS NOT IN ANYWAY MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE. ITS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO FIND IT OFFENSIVE, JUST STOP READING AND DONT HATE COMMENT. Btw most of this is from a terrible place known as...TUMBLR hope ya all enjoy!

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

ok so you can ask & dare Vincent, Scott, Mike, Jeremy, and Fritz ANYTHING DON'T HOLD BACK! (there might be ships) MWAHAHAHA-*chokes on spit* anywaayy.... read plz ask a question and make a dare CX currently over until further notice

Is Death annoying you? Constantly turning up and whining for you to join him in Hell? Want to get him off your back? Well, here's the solution! This book will give you five handy tips on how to cheat Death. Now you can finally do things without being bothered all the time by him, the irritating thing!

Big Book For All The MoonWalkers. (please do not take this too seriously I wrote this in junior high)

EW OLD ART DONT READ THIS GO SAVE YOURSELF 3/10