Dream learns three things when a man falls out of the sky and lands in front of him: 1. Normalcy is relative. 2. Guardian angels exist, and he has one named George. 3. He really needs to come up with better pick-up lines.

"Take it and run." Phil told him. Ranboo stared at the sythe in his hands. The most powerful magic weapon in the world. The world that was currently being destroyed. Technoblade and Schlatt, the wielders of the other two powerful weapons have already been captured, and it was only a matter of time until He came for Phil. "W-w-what do I do!?" Ranboo cried. Phil opened the rift, "Find the other weapons. now go!" That was the last thing Ranboo heard as he was pushed into the rift. ~~~ In full honesty I just thought Accidental Magic Boys Tommy and Tubbo would be a hilarious idea for a fic.

Phil had never seen shifters like these three kids. Where had the come from? Well it didn't matter as his twins had already taken a liking to them. And maybe he had as well. Or: Phil, Techno, and Wilbur are heros that spontaneously adopt the Bench Trio

Pirate captain Dream is captured by the king, in order to be pardoned, he and his crew must set sail on an almost impossible mission, to secure a mermaids tear to cure the deathly illness the king has contracted. But when this mermaid, or better put, merman starts to worm his way into Dream's heart, things start to change.

Tommy stole from and started a fight in a record shop. Tubbo messed with homemade mini-nukes. Ranboo doesn't remember what he did, but it was bad. Three boys all end up at the same school for troubled teens. They all feel alone. That is until Ranboo loses a page of his diary on a bench in the school's courtyard and Tommy and Tubbo write back... Three troubled teens that just want to have fun, what could go wrong? I will include a TW at the start of each chapter ---------------------------------------------------- If anyone mentioned in the story is uncomfortable with it I will take it down immediately :) They will look like their minecraft characters.

Dream's a total nerd, he's pop-punk and has no business in the tiny homophobic shit hole he calls high school. Pretty much no one knows he exists, and the people who do, hate his guts. No surprise there, he's a self-absorbed ass hole with a cocky personality. George, on the other hand, is rich, popular, and has been dragged into football since he was in middle school. If he got caught even looking at Dream, it'd be social suicide. *Smut warning* *Cuss word warning*